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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse]
GI’m a team of Cone with the Amcurse of expectatGion GThere’s no sCecond strinAmg, there’s no vacatioFn GA business based on mConey; no eAmlegance or clGass GHere I go with aC song I pAmulled out of my aDss
[Chorus]
CHalfC/B-bakeC/Ad ideaGs CI’m the Dmaster cGhef CThey alC/Bl wantC/A their taGke CBut to Dtell the trEmuth, Clet them, Cm/Eblet them eat caGke.
[Verse]
GNot everything’s a sCymphony – somAmetimes you wanna lGaugh GYou can’t facCe the flood,Am but sometimes it’s just the Fbath GWho knows what will hCit, so Amwhy make predictiGons? GJust write your Cfucking sentence and don’t Amworry about convictDions.
[Chorus]
CFastC/B foodC/A, my dGear CTastes awDfully gooGd. CThey tC/Bhink tC/Ahey want stGeak CBut to tDell the truEmth, lCet them, lCm/Ebet them eat cGake CLet them Cm/EbLet them. Eat CGake,