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SONG: Mr. Mistoffelees ARTIST: Andrew Lloyd Webber From the musical, Cats (Spoken) You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees The original Conjuring Cat
The Cgreatest magicians have something to learn From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
Presto! And we all say:
FOh! We

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ll I C/Enever! Wa

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s there Gm7ever

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A C7cat so cle

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ver as Fmagica

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l MiF/Aster M

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istofBbfel

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eeBb/Cs!

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FOh! We

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ll I C/Enever! Wa

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s there Gm7ever

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A C7cat so cle

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ver as Fmagica

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l MiF/Aster M

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istofBbfel

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eeBb/Cs!

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He is Fquiet, he is

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small, he is Abbla

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ck From his Bbears to the

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tip of his Fta

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il He can Fcreep through

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the tiniest Abcra

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ck He can Bbwalk on the

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narrowest Abrai

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l
He can Bbpick any ca

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rd from a Abpac

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k He is Dbequally cunn

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ing with Fdi

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ce He is Bbalways deci

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eving you Fin

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to believing That he's Ebonly hunti

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ng for C7mice
He can play any C7trick with a cork Or a spoon and a C7bit of fish paste If you look for a C7knife or a fork And you think it C7is

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merely misplaced
You have Cseen it one moment, and then it is gone! But you find it next week lying out on the lawn!C7
And we all say:
FOh! We

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ll I C/Enever! Wa

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s there Gm7ever

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A C7cat so cle

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ver as Fmagica

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l MiF/Aster M

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istofBbfel

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eeBb/Cs!

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FOh! We

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ll I C/Enever! Wa

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s there Gm7ever

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A C7cat so cle

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ver as Fmagica

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l MiF/Aster M

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His Fmanner is

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vague and Abalo

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of You would Bbthink there

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was nobody Fsh

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yer But his Fvoice has bee

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n heard on the Abroo

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f When Bbhe was curle

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d up by the Abfir

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e
And he's Bbsometimes been

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heard by the Abfir

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e When Dbhe was abou

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t on the Fro

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of (At Bbleast we all

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heard that Fso

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mebody purred) Which is Ebincontes

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table C7proof
Of his singular C7magical powers And I've known the C7family to call Him in from the C7garden for hours When he was aC7sle

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ep in the hall
And Cnot long ago this phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hatC7!
And we all say:
FOh! We

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ll I C/Enever! Wa

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s there Gm7ever

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A C7cat so cle

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ver as Fmagica

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l MiF/Aster M

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istofBbfel

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eeBb/Cs!

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FOh! We

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ll I C/Enever! Wa

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s there Gm7ever

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A C7cat so cle

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ver as Fmagica

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l MiF/Aster M

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istofBbfel

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eeDms!
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the marvelous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees! Presto!