Tuning: E A D G B E

[Intro] Am7 Dm G C Fmaj7 Bm7 E7 Am [Verse 1]

^Am7 You never give me your ^Dmmoney ^G You only give me your ^Cfunny paper ^Fmaj7 And in the middle of ne^Bm7gotia^E7tions You ^Ambreak down

[Verse 2]

^Am7 I never give you my ^Dmnumber ^G I only give you my ^Csituation ^Fmaj7 And in the middle of in^Bm7vestiga^E7tion I ^Ambreak down^C/G ^G

[Interlude 1]

^C Out of college, ^E7money spent ^AmSee no future, ^C7pay no rent ^FAll the money's gone,^G nowhere to go^C ^C Any jobber ^E7got the sack ^AmMonday morning, ^C7turning back ^FYellow lorry slow,^G nowhere to go^C

[Interlude 2]

But o^Bbh, that magic feeling,^F nowhere to ^Cgo ^BbOh, that magic feeling ^F Nowhere to go,^C nowhere to go ^BbAh...... F C Bb F C Bb F

[Solo] C D7 Eb7 G C7 A7 Eb7 C F# D# A F# G G# [Interlude 2]

^A One sweet dream^B ^CPick up the bags and ^Eget in the limousine^A ^DmSoon we'll be away^G from here ^DmStep on the gas and wipe^G that tear a^Away One sweet dream^B came tr^Cue^G/B today^A Came tr^Cue^G/B toda^Ay Came tru^Ce ^G/B toda^Ay (yes, it did)^C ^G/B ^A

[Outro]

^COne, two, three, four, ^G/Bfive, six, seven ^AAll good children go to Heaven ^COne, two, three, four, ^G/Bfive, six, seven ^AAll good children go to Heaven ^COne, two, three, four, ^G/Bfive, six, seven ^AAll good children go to Heaven

E F#m7 E6 F#m7 E6 F#m7 E6

^F/GAh.... ^CHere ^Cmaj7comes the ^Gm7sun ^A7king ^CHere ^Cmaj7comes the ^Gm7sun ^A7king ^F Everybody's laugh^D7ing ^F Everybody's hap^D7py ^CHere ^Em7comes the ^C7sun ^Fking ^F#m7Quando paramucho mi amore de felice cara^E6zÃ³n ^F#m7Mundo paparazzi mi amore chica ferdi para ^E6sol ^F#m7Questo obrigado tanto mucho que canite carou^E6sel

[Verse 1]

^EMean Mister Mustard, sleeps in the park, shaves in the dark trying to save paper. ^B7Sleeps in a hole on the road^D7 ^C#7 ^C7 Saving up to buy him soup clothes Keeps a ten bob note up hi^B7s n^C7ose^C#7,

Such a ^Emean old man.^C7 ^B7 Such a ^Emean old man.^C7 ^B7

[Verse 2]

^EHis sister Pam works in a shop She never stops, she's a gogetter ^B7Takes him out to look at the queen^D7 ^C#7 ^C7 Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something^B7 ob^C7sce^C#7ne

[Outro]

Such a ^Edirty old ^C7man^B7 ^EDirty old ^C7man^B7 Bm

D Bm D Bm D BmD Bm Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl

But she ^Em7doesn't have a ^A7lot to say^D ^D Her Majesty's a ^Bmpretty nice girl But she ^E7changes from day to day^A ^Bm I want to tell her that I ^Bsus2love her a lot But I ^D7gotta get a bellyful of ^Gwine ^Em Her Majesty's a ^Dpretty nice ^B7girl Someday^Em7 I'm going to ^A7make her mine,^D oh yeah^B7 Some^Em7day I'm going to ^A7make her mine^D

[Intro] D A E D A [Verse 1]

^E Well you should ^Dsee ^APolythene ^EPam She's so good^Dlooking but she ^Alooks like a man ^E Well you should ^Gsee her in drag dressed in her ^B7polythene bag

[Chorus]

Yes you should ^Csee ^DPolythene ^EPam ^CYeah ^Dyeah yeah E D A E D A

[Verse 2]

^E Get a ^Ddose of her in ^Ajackboots and kilt^E She's killer^Ddiller when she's ^Adressed to the hilt ^E She's the ^Gkind of a girl that makes the ^B7"News of the World"

[Chorus]

Yes you could ^Csay she was att^Dractively ^Ebuilt ^CYeah ^Dyeah yeah^E ^D ^A ^E ^D ^A ^E

[Solo] D A E D A E D A E D A E D A E D A E D A E D A E [Intro] E E/D Dbm7

^E7/B ^A She came in through the bathroom ^Dwindow

[Verse 1]

^A Protected by a silver spo^Don ^A But now she sucks her thumb and wan^Dders By the banks of her own lagoon ^A Didn't anybody tell^Dm her?

[Chorus]

^A Didn't anybody see?^Dm ^GSunday's on the phone to Mon^Cday^C7 ^GTuesday's on the phone to me^C ^A She said she'd always been a dan^Dcer

[Verse 2]

^A She worked at 1 5 clubs a day^D ^A And though she thought I knew the an^Dswer Well I knew what I could not say ^A And so I quit the police depart^Dment

[Verse 3]

^A And got myself a steady job^D ^A And though she tried her best to help^D me She could steal but she could not rob ^A Didn't anybody tell^Dm her?

[Chorus]

^A Didn't anybody se^Dme? ^GSunday's on the phone to Mon^Cday^C7 ^GTuesday's on the phone to me ^C Oh yeah^A

[Intro] Am7 [Verse 1]

^Am7Once there was a way, To get back home^Dmward. ^G7Once there was a way To get back home. ^C S^E7leep, pretty dar^Amling, Dot not cry^Dm7 ^G7 And I will sing a lullaby.^C

[Chorus]

^CGolden slum^Fadd9bers, Fill your eyes^C Smiles await^Fadd9 you when you rise^C Sle^E7ep pretty dar^Amling Do not cry^Dm7 ^G7 And I will sing a lullaby.^C

[Verse 2]

^Am7Once there was a way To get back home^Dmward ^G7Once there was a way To get back home ^C Sle^E7ep, pretty dar^Amling Do not cry^Dm7 ^G7 And ^C

C [Chorus]

^CBoy, you gotta ^Gcarry that weight Carry that weight a ^C

long time

^CBoy, you gonna ^Gcarry that weight Carry that weight a long^C time^G

[Bridge] Am7 Dm7 G C [Guitar Solo] F Dm Am7 [Verse]

^Am7 I never give you my pil^Dm7low ^G I only send you my ^Cinvitation ^F And in the middle of the ^Dmcelebrations I ^Am7break down^C ^G

[Chorus]

^CBoy, you gotta ^Gcarry that weight Carry that weight a long^C time ^CBoy, you gonna ^Gcarry that weight Carry that weight a long^C time^G

A C G A I will sing a lullaby. I will sing a lullaby. I will sing a lullaby.I will sing a lullaby.

Misc Mashups - The beatles mashup