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CAPO ON THE SECOND FRET (Intro and verses) C e--------------0-------------0--| B------------1-------------1----| G-------------------------------| (Repeat this until the end of each verse) D-------------------0h2---------| A------0h3----------------------| E-------------------------------| Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that’s out of date Use your private part as piranha bait CHORUS
CDumb Gways to Amdie So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie CDumb Gways to Amdie So Fmany dumb Gways to dCie END OF CHORUS Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
CHORUS Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer’s bran new ride Take your helmet off in out of space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place CHORUS Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder what this red button will do CHORUS
FDress up Glike a Cmoose duringAm hunting FseasoGn CDisturbed a Amnest ofF wasps for noG goodC reasAmon FStand on the Gedge of a Ctrain station Amplatform FDrive around tGhe boom gates at a Clevel cAmrossing FRun across the Gtracks between thCe platformsAm FThey may Gnot rhyme but Cthey quite Fpossibly
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