Misc. - Cthulhu pie

A ^Glong, ^Dlong ^Em7time ago ^AmI can still re^Cmember those berr^Emies in the grocery ai^Dsle And ^GI knew ^Dright^Em7 then at first glance That ^AmI could make a pie ^Cperchance and may^Embe it would have^C a little sm^Dile But ^Emthe result, it ^Ammade me shiver As I r^Ememoved it af^Amter dinner ^CBad news ^Gon the ^Amstove top, M^Cy breathing came to a s^Dtop I ^Gcan't remem^Dber if I ^Emcried When I ^Am7looked into its^D evil eyes ^GSomething ^Dtouched me ^Emdeep inside The ^Cday I ^D7baked ^Gthat^C pie^G

So ^GBye ^CBye Sca^Gry Cthulhu ^DPie you made my ^Gberries look so ^Cscary and I ^Gjust don't know ^Dwhy Your ^Gevil ^Ccrust makes me ^Gwant to ^Dcry Scream'n, t^Emhis will be the day that I d^A7ie, t^Emhis will be the day that I d^D7ie

^GDid you come here ^Amto make me flee, And were ^Cyou sent by the ^Amdevil to me, ^EmWill the Bible ^Dtell me so? ^GDid you ^Dcome here to ^Emdevour my soul, and ^Am7will locusts fly ^Cout of your berry holes. ^EmI had to back awa^A7y real slo^Dw! Well, I^Em know that you’re ^Dan evil dessert and I'^Emm not sure I can^D get away unhurt I fi^Cgured what h^Gave I got to ^A7lose , ^Cit was time for me to ^D7choose. I was a ^Glonely ^Dteenage ^Empastry cook with a ^Amsoul that heaven ^Chad forsook so ^GI knew ^Dthat it was ^Emtime to book The ^Cday I ^D7baked that ^Gpie. ^CI s^Gtarted screaming

So ^GBye ^CBye Sca^Gry Cthulhu ^DPie you made my ^Gberries look so ^Cscary and I ^Gjust don't know ^Dwhy Your ^Gevil ^Ccrust makes me ^Gwant to ^Dcry Scream'n, t^Emhis will be the day that I d^A7ie, t^Emhis will be the day that I d^D7ie

Now for ^Gten years I've been ^Amon my own but th^Ce pie still haunts me when I'm ^Amall alone ^Embut that’s not how it ^Dshould be. When I gra^Gbbed my^D things, and I^Em ran away the p^Am7ie spoke to me in a^Cn ominous way with a^Em voice that came from yo^A7u and m^De Oh, a^Emnd while I thought I was ^Dsafe and sound, the ^Empie's power grew by^D leaps and bounds. Human^City was e^Gnslaved; No^A7 one c^Could be sa^D7ved. And while ^Gall I wan^Dted was a t^Emasty treat, the ^Ampie took over the ^Cworld's elite, And ^Gwe were fo^Drced to m^Emake a hasty retreat, The ^Cday I bake^D7d that ^Gpie. ^CWe ^Gwere scream'n

So ^GBye ^CBye Sca^Gry Cthulhu ^DPie you made my ^Gberries look so ^Cscary and I ^Gjust don't know ^Dwhy Your ^Gevil ^Ccrust makes me ^Gwant to ^Dcry Scream'n, t^Emhis will be the day that I d^A7ie, t^Emhis will be the day that I d^D7ie

^GHelter skelter the h^Amell fires made us swelter. ^CThe survivors hid in a ^Amfallout shelter, ^EmBut our supplies were^Dn't going to last. It was^G time to ^Dstrike, to ^Emsave our lives. Before^Am7 the pie lead to ou^Cr demise, ^EmSo we came up with a plan reall^A7y fast^D. Now an ^Emevil mist was ever^Dywhere and Cthu^Emlhu's minions reaped ^Ddeath and despair ^Cwe only had^G one chan^A7ce, ^Cwe had to make our st^D7ance! The ^Gpie it ^Dtried to m^Emake us scream so we fo^Amund a freezer full of v^Canilla ice cream and ^Gwe fi^Dlled a truc^Emk to the extreme ^CThe day I^D7 baked th^Gat pie ^CWe ^Gstarted scream'n

So ^GBye ^CBye Sca^Gry Cthulhu ^DPie you made my ^Gberries look so ^Cscary and I ^Gjust don't know ^Dwhy Your ^Gevil ^Ccrust makes me ^Gwant to ^Dcry Scream'n, t^Emhis will be the day that I d^A7ie, t^Emhis will be the day that I d^D7ie

Oh, a^Gnd there we were ^Amall in one place, the ^CCthulhu Pie had g^Amiven us chase but th^Emere was no time left to^D run and hide. So come on: ^Gjack be n^Dimble^Em, jack be quick! ^Am7our plan was crazy, ^Cand our implementation drastic b^Emut we lured the pie into an ic^A7e cream landslide^D Oh, a^Emnd as I watched i^Dt shout with rage^Em My hands clenched a spoon, ^Dready to engage. The^C pie wa^Gs born i^A7n hell but ^Cwe broke that sata^D7n’s spell. and as we d^Gevoured its tast^Dy crust^Em and enjoyed th^Ame ice cream in a^C fit of lust I saw C^Gthulhu^D laughing wi^Emth disgust The d^Cay I ba^D7ked tha^Gt pie ^CHe s^Gtarted singing

So ^GBye ^CBye Sca^Gry Cthulhu ^DPie you made my ^Gberries look so ^Cscary and I ^Gjust don't know ^Dwhy Your ^Gevil ^Ccrust makes me ^Gwant to ^Dcry Scream'n, t^Emhis will be the day that I d^A7ie, t^Emhis will be the day that I d^D7ie

No^Gw, 100 y^Dears have c^Emome and gone and th^Ame Cthulhu Pie is le^Cgend and song and tha^Emt's the way it stayed for a whi^Dle. Un^Gtil, a gir^Dl went ^Emto the grocery store Where I^Am had gone y^Cears before, and she ^Embaked apples in a c^Crust, and gave it a ^Dsmile. And ^Emin the streets: the^Am children screamed, The l^Emovers cried, and the ^Ampoets blasphemed. the ^Cevil h^Gad return^Amed; al^Cl of humanity burn^Ded. And the ^Gthree men ^DI ad^Emmire most, the ^Am7Father, ^CSon, and the ^D7Holy Ghost ^GThey caught the ^Dlast train ^Emfor the coast the ^Am7she bake^D7d that^G pie ^D7and they were singing...

So ^GBye ^CBye Sca^Gry Cthulhu ^DPie you made my ^Gberries look so ^Cscary and I ^Gjust don't know ^Dwhy Your ^Gevil ^Ccrust makes me ^Gwant to ^Dcry Scream'n, t^Emhis will be the day that I d^A7ie, t^Emhis will be the day that I d^D7ie