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[Intro] Cm Ab G 2x (speak) Sans! Sans! Wake up! What is it, dude? A human has fallen from the surface world Really? And you got a BONE to pick wit'im? No time for puns Ah, come on, that was a real RIB tickler, ayy Ugh! Enough! Alright, here we go again [Verse 1]
Cm Welcome to the Fmunderground How was the fGall? Cm If you wanna lFmook around Give us a cGall Cm We don't see hFmumans often We're happy yGou just dropped in Cm I'll be so pFmopular when I show all the monsters whGat I just brought in HCmey! Papyrus, mAbind your manners CAban it, Sans, no tGime for banter ExcCmuse my brother, he's a bAbit eccentric YAbou're just lazy and aGpathetic CCmall me what you want, I gAbot thick skin AnAbother bad joke and I'm fGinished with him CmWe are monsters, the aAbwfulest kind To mAbess with us takes a lGot of spine
[Chorus]
Cm We caFmn relAbate to your detGermination Cm BecauFmse we mAbonsters have our mGotivations Cm HumanFms betraAbyed us and lGeft us burnin' Cm One daFmy we'll mAbake our way back tGo the surface Cm Through allFm your trAbavels, your sGins will follow Cm Your coFmnsequencAbes aren't eaGsy to swallow Cm Who's thFme real mAbonster, now yGou should know Cm You've cuFmt this stAbory dGown to the BCmONE
[Verse 2] Cm Ab G (speak) Really, Sans? What? The last line of the chorus is a pun? Yup You imbecile! That was very... clever... Heh. Thanks, buddy
Cm You're stuck in the uFmnderground Thanks to the fGall Cm Good luck ever gFmetting out Prepare to bGrawl Cm You could show MFmercy to us Or turn all oGf us to dust Cm Is your heart fFmull of evil Or full of LGOVE Cm I, the grBeat Papyrus, chBballenge you to trGy getting by us TCmest the human with oBne of your puzzles BBbrilliant, Sans, that'll lGeave him befuddled I dCmare you to try a bBite of spaghetti SmBbells like the CREEPYPGASTA is ready SCmtop it Sans! I'm dBone with the jokin' SoBbunds like someone's FGUNNY BONE'S broken
[Chorus 2]
Cm We caFmn relAbate to your detGermination Cm BecauFmse we mAbonsters have our mGotivations Cm I amFm the mAbastermind, he's mGy accomplice Cm You're onFmly still alAbive because I mGade a promise Cm You'll loseFm your mAbind when you wandGer for hours Cm You might Fmeven deciAbde to start talkGin' to flowers Cm Who's thFme real mAbonster, now you shGould know Cm You've cuFmt this stAbory dGown to the BCmONE
[Verse 3]
Cm Someday I'll join the RAboyal Guard When I cFmatch this child, can it bGe that hard Cm Look, if I'm being honest Cm My brother ain't nothin' but harmless Cm I know you and all that you want You'll gCmet a lot more from Sans than a font The dCmeeper you go, the messier it gets If I hCmad it my way, you'd already be dead Cm Kidding, if you couldn't tell I gCmet so bored, I amuse myself Cm Down here in the Fmunderground You're all alGone Cm We wanted to tFmell you now You're kinda BGONED Cm If you survFmive this prison You will know nGihilism Cm Don't mess arFmound with monsters

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They're scared of tiny children (ha!) Cm You've come far, but sAboon you'll stumble WhAben I stump you with some JGunior Jumble NCmot so sure you'll gAbet him with that AlAbas, I'll hit him with my SpGecial Attack N.C. Ab LEAVE ME ALONE You knAbow I've got a knack fGor the trom-BONE OCmne more pun, and AbI'll be done But aAbin't two SKULLS bGetter than one
[Chorus 3]
Cm We caFmn relAbate to your detGermination Cm BecauFmse we mAbonsters have our mGotivations Cm You knowFm your stAbory's alreGady been told Cm We caFmn play aAbgain if you sGell your SOUL Cm I've goFmt my eAbye on you so yGou just watch it Cm I'll fiFmnd any SKAbELETONS insGide your closet Cm Who's thFme real mAbonster now yGou should know Cm You've cuFmt this stAbory dGown to the BCmONE!