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[Intro]
AHOBaRT GHe'll mix all Dnight longDm AOther contestants GSuck dicks all Dnight lonDmg
[Verse]
A'Round these parts, everyone knows the tale Fm'Bout the top machine, the baker's holy grail BmMake dough with this beaut, you drownin' in tail DGo ahead and stir yourself an elixir AUse it when it's rainin', use it when it's sunny F#mUse it when you're a bit short on money BmEven though some might call this baby funny ETruly he's the only top tier mixer
[Intro]
AHOBaRT GHe'll mix all Dnight longDm AOther contestants GSuck dicks all Dnight lonDmg
[Chorus]
AHOBaRT, you F#m7make me go Bm7"ha ha hee hEee" AWhy are youF#m so hBm7ysterically funE7ny C#m7Please stop making me Dmaj7laugh As Dm7much as the nDmumber 7
[Verse]
AFirst time I saw that funny boy, I was skeptical F#m7But now when I see him, my wiener gets erectical Bm7When that boy spins it up, it's truly a spectacle E7Really makes me go "hee hee ha ha" ASo laugh it up, you cowards, fear the machine F#m7The Hyper Operative Baking and Ripping Technology-ne Bm7He'll mix up your DNA, he'll cream your genes E7The funny mixer.
[Chorus]
AHOBaRT, I F#m7want to make loBm7ve to your Edick AI know that's F#mnot quite the right wBm7ord, but it's E7thick C#m7Please mix my insidesDmaj7 up And C#put your dough in me
[Verse]
F#m7HOBaRT once told me that he wanted to eradicate all Bm7anime fans I gave him a fist bump and said, "Fuck yeah, broGmaj7ther!" Let those fucking degenerates get Cmaj7pissed on to death D ECall it extreme watersports.
AAnd one day I hope to see HOBaRT at the top F#mHe's won and we get a day full of his bops BmWith his enemies' remains on the floor, it'll have to be mopped E7And we can mix together a smoothie of their entrails With HOBaRT, of course! E N.CThe funny mixer.
[Chorus]
AHOBaRT, I F#m7want to Bm7imbibe in your Ecum AThe smell of your F#m7dick-xer, it Bm7makes me go Enumb AFill me with F#mcustard 'til Bm7DING! you're all Ddone I'll Abe there to F#mcheer on you Bm7until Dyou've won C#m7HOBaRT, now I Dmaj7see Why that Dmmixer is so EfunnA5y D
Amaj7HOBaRT, I love you.