Misc Christmas - Youre a mean one mr grinch

^Am(Disco^Dmrdant ri^Amffs) ^{Dm Am Dm E} [Verse 1] You're a me^Aman one, ^Dm Mister Gr^Ginch ^C You ^Amreally ^Dare a ^Eheel You're as ^Amcuddly as ^Dmcactus You're as ch^Garming as an ee^Cl Mister ^FGr - i - ^Ench

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You're a bad banana with a greasy black ^Ampeel ^Dm

^Am(Disco^Dmrdant ri^Amffs) ^{Dm E} [Verse 2] You're a ^Ammonster,^Dm Mister ^GGrinch ^C Your ^Amheart's an ^Dempty ^Ehole Your ^Ambrain is full of ^Dmspiders You've got ^Ggarlic in your^C soul Mister ^FGr - i - ^Ench

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I wouldn’t touch you with a... Thirty-nine and a half foot p^Amole ^Dm

^Am(Disco^Dmrdant ri^Amffs) ^{Dm E} [Verse 3] You're a ^Amvile one,^Dm Mister ^GGrinch ^C You have ^Amtermites ^Din your s^Emile You have ^Amall the tender ^Dmsweetness of A ^Gseasick ^Ccrocodile Mister ^FGr - i - ^Ench

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Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick ^Amcrocodil^Dme

^Am(Disco^Dmrdant ri^Amffs) ^{Dm E} [Verse 4] You're a ^Amrotter,^Dm Mister ^GGrinch ^C You're the ^Amking of ^Dsinful ^Esots Your ^Amheart's a dead ^Dmtomato splotched With ^Gmoldy purple ^Cspots Mister Gr^F - i - nc^Eh

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You're a three-decker

With arsenic ^Amsauce ^{Dm Am}(Disco^Dmrdant ri^Amffs) ^{Dm E}

You n^Amauseate me,^Dm Mister ^GGrinch, ^C With a ^Amnauseous ^Dsuper "^Enaus" You're a ^Amcrooked jerky^Dm jockey and you ^Gdrive a crooked ^Chorse Mister ^FGr - i – ^Ench

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Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,

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overflowing with the most disgraceful

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assortment of rubbish imaginable Mangled-up and ^Etangled-up ^Amknots ^Dm

^Am(Disco^Dmrdant ri^Amffs) ^{Dm E} [Verse 6] You're a ^Amfoul one,^Dm Mister ^GGrinch ^C You're a ^Amnasty-^Dwasty ^Eskunk Your ^Amheart is full of ^Dmunwashed socks Your ^Gsoul is full of ^Cgunk Mister ^FGr - i - ^Ench

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The three words that best describe you

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are as follows, And I quote: Stink^Dm!..., stank^E!..., stunk^Am!