Misc Christmas - Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Gr^Eandma got run over by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas ^AEve You can say there’s no such thing ^Eas santa but ^Bas for me and grandpa we believ^Ee ^{D A E}

She'd been drinking too much ^Beggnog and we begged her not to ^Ego but she fo^E7rgot her medic^Aation and she ^Bstaggered out the door into the sno^Ew ^C#m When we found her Christmas ^G#mmorning ^B7 at the scene of the attack^{E E7} she had hoof prints on her ^Aforehead and in^Bcriminating claw marks on her ^Eback

CHORUS Gr^Eandma got run over by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas ^AEve You can say there’s no such thing ^Eas santa but ^Bas for me and grandpa we believ^Ee ^{D A E}

Now were all so proud of ^Bgrandpa he's been taking this so ^Ewell see him i^E7n there watching ^Afootball drinking^B beer and playing cards with cousin ^Emel

^C#m It's not Christmas without g^G#mrandma ^B7 all the family’s dresse^Ed in black ^E7 and we just cant help but w^Aonder should we ^Bopen up her gifts or send them^E back !

CHORUS Gra^Endma got run over by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas ^AEve You can say there’s no such thing ^Eas santa but ^Bas for me and grandpa we believ^Ee ^{D A E}

Now the goose is on the ^Btable and the pudding made of ^Efig and the bl^E7ue and silver ^Acandles that would j^Bust have matched the hair in grandmas ^Ewig ^C#m I've warned all my friends a^G#mnd neighbors ^B7 better watch out for your^Eselves ^E7 they should never give a ^Alicense to a ^Bman who drives a sleigh and plays with ^Eelves !

CHORUS Gra^Endma got run over by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas ^AEve You can say there’s no such thing ^Eas santa but ^Bas for me and grandpa we believ^Ee ^C#

^F#Grandma got run over by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas ^BEve You can say there’s no such thing ^F#as santa but ^C#as for me and grandpa we bel^F#ieve ^{C# F#}