Misc Children - Ye canny shove yer grannie off the bus

^GYe canny shove yer grannie aff a bus Naw ye canny shove yer grannie aff a ^Dbus Naw ye ^Gcanny shove yer grannie Cause ^Cshe's yer mammie's mammie Ye ^Gcanny shove yer ^Dgrannie aff a ^Gbus

^GYe can shove yer other grannie aff a bus PUSH PUSH Ye can shove yer other grannie aff a ^Dbus PUSH PUSH Ye can ^Gshove yer other grannie Cause ^Cshe's just yer daddie's mammie ^GShove yer other ^Dgrannie aff a ^Gbus PUSH PUSH

^GWe'll all go round to see her after school HULLO GRANNIE We'll all go round to see her after ^Dschool HULLO GRANNIE We'll ^Gall go round to see her, We'll ^Call go round to see her We'll ^Gall go round to ^Dsee her after ^Gschool HULLO GRANNIE

^GShe'll feed us mince and tatties when we go YUM YUM She'll feed us mince and tatties when we ^Dgo YUM YUM She'll ^Gfeed us mince and tatties, She'll ^Cfeed us mince and tatties She'll ^Gfeed us mince and ^Dtatties when we ^Ggo YUM YUM

^GMa grannie wears an awfy woollie vest SCRATCH SCRATCH Ma grannie wears an awfy woollie ^Dvest SCRATCH SCRATCH Ma ^Ggrannie wears a vest Ma ^Cgrannie wears a vest Ma ^Ggrannie wears an ^Dawfy woollie ^Gvest SCRATCH SCRATCH

^GYe canny shove yer grannie aff a bus Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a ^Dbus Ye ^Gcanny shove yer grannie Cause ^Cshe's yer mammie's mammie Ye ^Gcanny shove yer ^Dgrannie off a ^Gbus