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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Bm | D Bm | [Verse 1]
BmHello friends, my name is Queen Whatevra Wannabe Don’t worry, I’m totally not one of those evil queens You’ve Gread about in fairy tales or Dseen in theF# movies And there’s Bmno reason at all to be susGpicious F#of Bmme
(not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know) x2 Wildstyle: I’m not gonna lie it’s actually very suspicious you’re leading with this
BmI’m so not a villain, I have no evil plans No ulterior motives, just wanna help where I can I wanna Gshower you with gifts because I’m Dselfless and sF#weet So there’s Bmno reason at all to be susGpicious F#of….
[Chorus 1]
GQueen Whatevra BmWannabe, the Dleast evil queen in Ahistory, And Gif you do not Bmbelieve me, I totalDly won’t imprison your Afamily ‘Cause that’d be Gevil, and that’s F#so… not mBme
(not evil, not evil, no, I’m the least evil person I know) x2 Wildstyle: Really, because I’m getting super-evil vibes here [Verse 2]
BmBenny do you like spaceships? Because I think they are great. Benny: How’d you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait Well Gnow my good friend you can build the Dspaceship of your F#dreams On your Gvery own planet with your own Dspaceship building F#scene
Wildstyle: CGome on! Do not fall for this D F# Benny: *gasp* Wildstyle, haven’t you heard?! There’s Bmno reason at all to be suspGicious F#of… hBmer
(not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know) x2 Wildstyle: Yeah I know she keeps saying that, but she’s clearly an evil queen Metalbeard: Yarr, well, I’m not buying it!
BmMetalbeard a pirate without a ship that’s so cruel It’s like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool G I’ve Dgot a surprise for F#you Wildstyle: Even her metaphors are suspicious A Gplanet that’s really a pirate ship and the Dpopulation your F#crew
Metalbeard: Her story checks out, she’s Bmcool, not evil Unikitty: What about me?
Unikitty, what’s the most glitter you can imagine? Times that by infinity! Unikitty: A lot! Wohoo!
And Gbatman! D F# Batman: Don’t even try it, lady, I don’t need anything
Oh I Gknow that’s why I’m going to give you Dhalf of F#everything Bm “Everything” everything! Batman: Uhh, like “everything” everything?
Batman: She’s rad, this chick gets me.
BmHere are some other adjectives people use to describe me: Un-duplicitous, un-malicious, un-conniving, un-nasty
Who me? Wildstyle: You’re probably just adding un to words that describe you [Chorus 2]
I’m GQueen Whatevra BmWannabe, I never Dtrick people into Atrusting me By hGiding my true persoBmnality, so I can Duse it to accomplish my Aevil deeds ‘Cause that be Gevil, and that’s F#so… not me
[Bridge]
I Gnever cheat, I never bribe, I Anever scheme, I never lie And that Bmwasn’t a lie what I said just now, that I Dnever lie, cause I never lie And I Gnever laugh when children cry and I Anever poison ene-mies of mine And I Bmnever cry when I’m alone at night, ‘cause DI’m not sad, I love my life! I’m Ggetting of track, let me get back to the F#point I was making...
[Chorus 3]
I’m GQueen Whatevra BmWannabe, the Dmost least evil person you’ll Aever meet, And Gif you make eye conBmtact with me, I totalDly won’t have you executed Aimmediately ‘Cause that be Gevil (evil), evil (evil), evil, and that’s F#so… not m

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