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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Db [Verse]
I wanna say you're a Ebm7real good Fm7guy Gbmaj7But we both know that would be aBbm lie EbmIt's been a nightmare Ebm7being your friend Abadd9So it's time for this Abcharade to Ab7end
[Chorus]
DbI can't say Ebm7goodbFm7ye [Verse] Gbmaj7'Cause you might grind me down inBbmto meat pie Ebm7I'll tell the school that you've got avian flu So it'll be their job to getAbsus4 rid of Ab7you DbI hope they put you into Ebm7quarantFm7ine Gbmaj7Or lock you up until you turnBbm eighteen Ebm7So maybe then I'll never have to fear That you might suddenly biteAbsus4 off my Ab7ear (Bb7Please don't bite off my ear!)
[Bridge]
I can't say Fm7goodGm7bye [Verse] My Abmaj7face will be too mangled to iCmdentiCm7fy Fm7If I could get your house repossessed You'll be Bbsus4forced to relocate to your Bbgran's in the Northwest GmI could get you arrCmested for stealing a cFm7ar I could get you a Bbjob as a miner GmI could ship you in a Cm7crate to Qatar Or sFm7ell you as kebab to a Bb/Fdirty diner (It's not real Bbmeat, anyway!) CmI could get your folks to forBbadd11get you on the freeway Abmaj7Sell you to a freak show Ebon its way to Uruguay Fm7I could get you stuck on a Ebfairground ride (forever) Fm7Send you to a wedding in SomewherestaFmn, with you as the Bbadd4bride
[Chorus]
EbI can't say gooFm7dbyeGm7 Abmaj7 [Verse] But it's no use trying Cmto deny Fm7That I don't wanna be friends with you Ab/BbSo do whatever you Bb7have to do