Here's a really funny and dumb song from the oh so wonderful cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants. This song is from the season 5 episode "Sing a Song of Patrick". In this episode, Patrick Star pays a band to perform and record his song. This results in the death of the band after they record it, because it was so bad. So let's get playing! I'm honestly just guessing these chords. Even if they aren't accurate (which they probably aren't), they sound great and are easy to sing along with. -Standard Tuning- -No Capo- -Chords Are Played As Follows- G: 320003 C: x32010 D: xx0232 [Intro] G [Verse 1]

^GTwinkle ^CTwinkle ^GPatrick ^CStar, I ^Gmade my^Cself a s^Gandwich^C. My ^Gmommy ^Cnamed it ^GFred.^C It ^Gtastes like ^Cbeans and ^Gbacon,^C And s^Gmells like ^Cits been ^Ddead.

[Chorus] (D) G Writing stuff is hard,

^CSo I u^Gse a pointy p^Cencil. ^GPointy, pointy, ^Cpointy, ^GPointy, pointy, ^Cpoint.

[Bridge] G D (Let ring for a few seconds where the drum solo would be) P-U what's that horrible smell? [Chorus]

^GI have a ^Chead, It ^Gends in a ^Cpoint. ^GPointy, pointy, ^Cpointy, ^GPointy, pointy, ^Cpoint.

[Verse 1]

^GThis song is ^Cover, Ex^Gcept for this ^Cline: ^GYou win this ^Cround, ^DBrocco^Cli! ^G

[End on G]

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