Misc Cartoons - South park - merry fucking christmas
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[Verse 1]
FI heard there is no EmChristmas
DmIn the silly Middle CEast
FNo trees, no snow, no SEmanta Claus
DmThey have different religious Cbeliefs
DmThey believe in EmMuhammad
FAnd not in our hEmoliday
DmAnd so every EmDecember
FI go to the Middle East and Gsay
[Chorus 1]
CHey there Mr CMuslim
CMerry Fucking GChristmas
GPut down that book the GKoran
GAnd hear some holiday Cwishes
CIn case you haven't Cnoticed
CIt's Jesus's Fbirthday
FSo get off your heathen GMuslim ass
GAnd fucking Ccelebrate
[Verse 2]
FThere is no holiday Emseason
DmIn India I've Cheard
FThey don't hang up their Emstockings
DmAnd that is just Cabsurd!
DmThey've never read a Christmas Emstory
FThey don't know what Rudolf is Emabout
DmAnd that is why in EmDecember
FI'll go to India and GShout
[Chorus 2]
CHey there Mr.C Hinduist
CMerry Fucking GChristmas
GDrink Eggnog and eat soGme beef
GAnd pass it to the misCsus.
CIn case you haven't Cnoticed
CIt's Jesus's Fbirthday
FSo get off your heathen GHindu ass
GAnd fucking Ccelebrate!
[Verse 3]
FNow I heard that in JEmapan
DmEveryone just lives in Csin
FThey pray to several EmGods
DmAnd put needles in their sCkin
DmOn December Em25th
FAll they do is eat a Emcake
DmAnd that is why I Emgo to Japan
FAnd walk around and sGay
[Chorus 3]
CHey there Mr. SChintoist
CMerry Fucking GChristmas
GGod is going to Gkick your ass
GYou infidelic pagan Cscum.
CIn case you haven't nCoticed
CThere's festive things tFo do
FSo lets all rejoice for JGesus
GAnd Merry fucking Christmas Cto you.
FOn Christmas Day I travel 'round the Gworld and say
FTaoists, Krishnas, EmBuddhists, and all you aDmtheists Ctoo,
FMerry Fucking GChristmas, To CYou!