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[Verse]
G#String up the lights, and C#light up the tree We're A#mgonna make some D#revelry G#Spirits are high, so C#I can tell It's D#Christmas time in G#Hell
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G#Demons are nicer as you C#pass them by There's A#mlots of demon D#toys to buy The G#snow is falling and C#all is well It's D#Christmas time in G#Hell
[Bridge]
BThere goes Jeffrey C#Dahmer With a Efestive Christmas Bham BAfter he has C#sex with it He'll Eeat up all he Bcan And C#there goes John F. D#Kennedy F#Carolling with his C#son ReuC#nited for the D#holidays God G#bless us, everyone
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G#Everybody has a C#happy glow Let's A#mdance in blood and preD#tend it's snow Even G#Mao Tse Tung is C#under the spell It's D#Christmas time in G#Hell
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God G#cast me down from C#Heaven's door To A#mrule in Hell forD#ever more But G#now I'm kinda glad C#that I fell Cause it's D#Christmas time in G#Hell
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Here's a G#rack to hang the C#stockings on We A#mstill have to shop for D#Genghis Khan G#Michael Landon's C#hair looks swell It's D#Christmas time in G#Hell
[Bridge]
BThere's Princess DiC#ana Holding Eburning mistleBtoe BOver poor Gene C#Siskel's head Just Ewatch his weenie Bgrow For C#one day we all stop D#burning And the F#flames are not so C#thick All the C#screaming and the D#torture stops As we G#wait for old Saint Nick
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So G#string up the lights and C#light up the tree We're A#mdamned for all eD#ternity But for G#just one day, C#all is well It's D#Christmas time in G#Hell
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Get a G#toast together and C#make it quick We've A#mgotta make room for D#Andy Dick G#Wake his mother and C#ring D#the Fmbell It's G#Christmas time C# It's A#mChristmas D#time in G#Hell