Misc Cartoons - Robin hood - the phony king of england
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THE PHONY KING OF ENGLAND
[Verse 1]
Oh the wBborld will sing of an English King
A thousand years from now
And Fnot because he passed some laws
Or D#had that lofty brBbow
While Bbbonny good King Richard leads
The great crusade he's on
We'll alFl have to slave away
For thatD# good-for-nothinBb' John
BbIncredible as he is inept
Whenever the history Gmbooks are kept
BbThey'll call him the Fphony king of F/CEng-lBband
A pox on the Fphony king of F/CEng-lBband!
[Verse 2]
He Bsits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A F#little tyke who's rather like
A Epuppet on a Bstring
And he Bthrows an angry tantrum
if he cannot have his way
And then he F#calls for Mum while he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he Edoesn't want to pBlay
BToo late to be known as John the First
He's sure to be known as AbmJohn the worst
A Bpox on that F#phony king ofF#/C# Eng-lanBd!
[Verse 3]
While he Ctaxes us to pieces
And he robs us of our bread
King GRichard's crown keeps slippin' down
AFround that pointed Chead
Ah! But Cwhile there is a merry man
in Robin's wily pack
We'll Gfind a way to make him pay
And Fsteal our money Cback
The minuCte before he knows we're there
Ol' Rob'll snatch his unAmderwear
The Cbreezy and Guneasy king of G/DEng-lCand
G5The snivellin' grovellin'
D5Measly weasely
G5Blabberin' jabberin'
D5Gibberin' jabberin'
G5Blunderin' Plunderin’
D5Wheelin' dealin'
Prince JG5ohn, that Dphony king of AmEng-lGand
Yeah!