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DI have a dream, AI'm here to tell EmAbout a wonderful fantastic Bmnew hotel! GIt's one of a Dkind, Gright here in DHell CatEering to a specific Aclientele! (Ooooh)
DInside of every demon is a Arainbow! InsideEm every sinner is a shiny Bmsmile! GInside of every Dcreepy hatchet-Gwielding Dmaniac Is a Ejolly, happy, cupcake-loving Achild!
GWe can turn Daround! GThey'll be heaven Dbound! With Ejust a little time ADown at the Happy GHotel!
DSo, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos ACreepers, fuck-ups, crooks and zeroes EmAnd the fallen superheroes Bm* Bm* Bm* Help is here!
DAll of you cretins, sluts and losers ASexual deviants and boozers EmAnd prescription drug abusers Bm* Bm* Bm* Need not fear!
GWhile in our Dcare GWe'll cure your Dsin GWe'll make you Dwell GYou'll feel so Dswell!
ERight here in AHell At the Happy HGotel!
DThere'll be no more fire, andA no more screams EmJust puppy dog kisses, and Bmcotton candy dreams GAnd puffy-wuffy Dclouds! GYou're gonna be like, Dwow! EOnce you check in with AmeeeBeee~
ESo, all your cartoon porn addictions BVegan rants, psychic predictions F#mAncient Roman crucifictions C#m* C#m* C#m* End right here!
EAll you monsters, thieves and crazies BCannibals and crying babies F#mFrothing mouth is full of rabies C#m* C#m* C#m* Filled with cheer!
AYou'll be Ecomplete! AIt'll be so Eneat! AOur service can't be Ebeat! AYou'll be on easy Estreet, yes!
F#Life, will be Bsweet A E* At the Happy Hotel!