Tuning: G C E A

[Verse 1]

^FIt seems today ^G7That all you see ^Gm7Is violence in ^C7movies ^FAnd sex on ^AmT--^F7V

^BbBut where are those ^Ddim7good old ^Ffashioned ^D7values? ^G7On which we used to ^Crely?

^FIt used to be ^G7A big time star ^Gm7Was Elegant as ^C7Garbo ^FOr Hedy La^F7marr

^BbBut now we got ^Ddim7whores like ^FJenny ^D7Lopez ^G7You want to curl up and ^Cdie

[Chorus]

^BbLucky there's a ^Ddim7family ^Fguy ^Dm ^Am7 ^GmLucky there's a ^C7man who ^Fpositively ^D7can do ^Gm7All the things that ^A7make us ^DmLaugh and ^G7cry ^CHe's ^Edim7a ^Gmfami^C7ly ^Fguy

[Verse 2]

^FWhen I was young ^G7The songs were fair ^Gm7With Mister Johnny ^C7Mathis ^FAnd Sonny and ^F7Cher

^BbBut now we got ^Ddim7Justin ^FTimber-^D7homo ^G7Aw honey, don't go ^Cawry

^FThe classic films ^G7Were works of art ^Gm7The images were ^C7graceful ^FThe stories were ^F7smart

^BbBut now we've got ^Ddim7Matrix ^FRevo^D7lution ^G7I'm sorry I know this doesn't rhyme ^CBut what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!

[Chorus]

^BbLucky there's a ^Ddim7family ^Fguy ^Dm ^Am7 ^GmLucky there's a ^C7fella ^FSweeter than ^D7vanilla ^Gm7Wholesome as a ^A7piece of ^DmApple ^G7pie ^CHe's ^Edim7a ^Gmfami^C7ly ^Fguy!

[Bridge 1]

^G7His smiles a ^Fsimple delight ^GmHe lets me see the ^C7boobies on the ^Finternet sites ^G7He bought my ^Fcute little hat ^GYeah we should talk about ^Cthat (About that! ^AAnd his hat!)

[Instrumental] |D7 |C | |Dm7 |C | |D7 |C | |C F |Gm7 | |G7 [Bridge 2]

^G7He's mastered the ^Fcomedy arts ^GmHe says, "Look out ^C7Hiroshima!" then ^Fcasually farts ^G7He's loaded with ^Fsexy appeal ^GAnd best of all my titties are ^Creal. Have a ^D7feel

[Verse 3]

^GThe Brady Bunch ^A7Has got their Mike ^Am7And pretty Laura ^D7Petrie ^GHas Dicky Van ^G7Dyke ^CBut who around ^Edim7here could ^Gfill these ^E7loafers? ^A7Well here's a happy ^Dreply ^D7

[Chorus]

^CLucky there's a ^Edim7family ^Gguy ^Em ^G ^AmLucky there's a ^D7man who ^Gpositively ^E7can do ^Am7All the things that ^B7make us ^EmLaugh and ^A7cry ^DHe's.......^D#dima.......^Amfam.......^F#dimily.......^Gguy!

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