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[Bob]
CThis wedding is my war zone Cmaj7And I’m the doctor in it FI’ve got to save their special day GGotta cater it to the limit CSoCmaj7mething so important, our burgers were their cupid FGotta give Farrah and what’s his name a perfect reception GTo prove my jobs not stupid CSoEm do I take this meat to grill just right, I do FTake this cheese to melt on top so nice, I do
[Linda]
CBob this isn’t on you Cmaj7That ceremony was upsetting FThGe way those two rushed into this you’d think it was a shotgun wedding
[Bob]
CBut do I take these buns to have and hold, I do [Linda] EmAll you can do is do your bestest
[Bob]
FToast them perfect so their love grows old, I do [Linda] GThey are a couple of hot messes
[Bob]
CDo I swear that I won’t screw this up, I do [Linda] EmBob you’re crazy!
[Bob]
FDo I need this more than anything [Linda] GDo I think you’ve lost your mind on this
[Bob and Linda]
CI do