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Chords Used: EADGBe Cm: x35543 Cm/A#: 6x554x F: 133211 G: 355433 G7: 353433 C: x32010 Dm: xx0231 G/D: 320033 [Intro] Cm Cm/A# F G G7 Cm Cm/A# F G G7 [Bob]
CmBad stuff happens in the Cm/A#bathroom FI’m just glad that it Ghappens in a vacG7uum CmCan’t let them see me with my Cm/A#pants down FCoasters magazine is gonna Gbe my big chance G7now
[Chorus 1]
CBut I’ll be outta here in Fno time DmI’ll be doing interviews and G/Dfeeling just fine CToday is gonna be a Fgreat day DmI’ll do Coasters magazine and blow G/Deveryone away
[Louise]
CmLet’s be Cm/A#clear, I did FAbsolutely nothing wrong, I’m Gnot to blame, it’s not my G7fault CmThis is just to Cm/A#say, if FGene had pooped like everyday, this Gwould have all just blown aG7way
[Chorus 2]
CBut he’ll be outta there in Fno time DmNo one’s gonna blame me, I’ll be G/Ddoing just fine CToday is gonna be a greFat day DmIf Teddy can’t unstick my dad, I’ll G/Dfind another way
[Interlude] Cm Cm/A# F G G7 Cm Cm/A# F G G7 [Bob and Louise]
CmBad stuff happens in the Cm/A#bathroom Let's be clear, I did
FI’m just glad that it Ghappens in a vacG7uum Absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame it's not my fault
CmCan’t let them see me with my Cm/A#pants down This is just to say, if
FCoasters magazine is gonna Gbe my big chance G7now Gene had pooped like everyday, this would have all just blown away
[Chorus 3]
CBut I’ll be outta here in Fno time But he’ll be outta there in no time
DmI’ll be doing interviews and G/Dfeeling just fine No one’s gonna blame me, I’ll be doing just fine
CToday is gonna be a Fgreat day Today is gonna be a great day
DmI’ll do Coasters magazine and blow G/Deveryone aCway If Teddy can’t unstick my dad, I’ll find another way