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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse I]
It's a Bbday of hugs and D#/Bbsnuggles, a time to Bbspread your loving GmseedGm/Fs It's a Dmrolling, growing, D#pink snowball of Bstress that B/C#noone B/D#needs B/F It's unCmhealthy expecDmtations, an oppurD#tunity to imDmpress It's a Cmyearly Dmgrim reD#minder Gmthat your G#life's a fucked up Fmess
[Verse II]
It's a Bbdark and lurid D#/Bbhistory of Bbdeviant pagan GmkickGm/Fs It's outDmrageously exD#pensive, just stay Bhome and B/C#watch the B/D#Knicks B/F It's a Cmbig, fat middle Dmfinger to D#those who are all aDmlone Whether Cmsick or Dmtired or D#uninsGmpired you G#still gotta bring the Fbone
[Pre-Chorus]
It's a F#clusterfuck of G#passions, an eG#/Fmotional tour de F#force It's a F#cuddly little G#cupid with the G#/Fcock of a full grown Fhorse
[Chorus]
D#Valentine, saint FValentine I gotta Bbmake it Bb/Athrough your Gmday Gm/F of D#candy hearts and Fchocolate sharts and every Bbbullshit Bb/Alove clicGmGm/F The D#hard-ons and the Fheartaches, the Dmpressure, pain and GmfearGm/F D#Valentines day,F got to survive you another Bbyear Bb/A
[Bridge] (Not really sure about the chords here but it works on piano)
Bb/GWhat does having a Gsus2girl hormone monster Gmmean? (I can take it, all the pressure) How long can i Gsus2be a fuckmachine? Bb(I can make it, I'll impress her) Why is there D#/Bbnever anyone for meBb? (I'll be cooler, she'll be crueler, but then...) What if the CKnicks aren't on Ftv?
[Outro]
D#Valentine, saint FValentine Your Bbday is Bb/Afucking GmasiniGm/Fne But I D#swear by god I'mF gonna make it Bbthrough