Misc Cartoons - Big mouth - valentines day
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[Verse I]
It's a Bbday of hugs and D#/Bbsnuggles,
a time to Bbspread your loving GmseedGm/Fs
It's a Dmrolling, growing, D#pink snowball of Bstress that B/C#noone B/D#needs B/F
It's unCmhealthy expecDmtations,
an oppurD#tunity to imDmpress
It's a Cmyearly Dmgrim reD#minder Gmthat your G#life's a fucked up Fmess
[Verse II]
It's a Bbdark and lurid D#/Bbhistory
of Bbdeviant pagan GmkickGm/Fs
It's outDmrageously exD#pensive, just stay Bhome and B/C#watch the B/D#Knicks B/F
It's a Cmbig, fat middle Dmfinger
to D#those who are all aDmlone
Whether Cmsick or Dmtired or D#uninsGmpired you G#still gotta bring the Fbone
[Pre-Chorus]
It's a F#clusterfuck of G#passions,
an eG#/Fmotional tour de F#force
It's a F#cuddly little G#cupid with the G#/Fcock of a full grown Fhorse
[Chorus]
D#Valentine, saint FValentine
I gotta Bbmake it Bb/Athrough your Gmday Gm/F
of D#candy hearts and Fchocolate sharts
and every Bbbullshit Bb/Alove clicGmhé Gm/F
The D#hard-ons and the Fheartaches,
the Dmpressure, pain and GmfearGm/F
D#Valentines day,F got to survive you another Bbyear Bb/A
[Bridge] (Not really sure about the chords here but it works on piano)
Bb/GWhat does having a Gsus2girl hormone monster Gmmean? (I can take it, all the pressure)
How long can i Gsus2be a fuckmachine? Bb(I can make it, I'll impress her)
Why is there D#/Bbnever anyone for meBb? (I'll be cooler, she'll be crueler, but then...)
What if the CKnicks aren't on Ftv?
[Outro]
D#Valentine, saint FValentine
Your Bbday is Bb/Afucking GmasiniGm/Fne
But I D#swear by god I'mF gonna make it Bbthrough