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Tuning: E A D G B E
So all the tabs of this song seem to be for the big boy league, and as I am absolutely nowhere near that level, I created my own version. It's not exactly perfectly like how Robin Williams sings it, but it's more playable, easy to sing along and it does the job. Have fun with it ;) [Verse 1]
Well Ali B7Baba had them Emforty thieves SchehereB7zade had a thousand Emtales But master B7you in luck 'cause Emup your sleeves You got a F#7brand of magic never Bfails You got some B7power in your Emcorner now Some heavy B7ammunition in your cEmamp You got some B7punch pizzazz yahoEmo and how See all you gF#7otta do is rub that lBamp And I'll Emsay
[Chorus]
Mister AB7laddin sir What Emwill your pleasure B7be Let me Gtake your order CJot it down You ain't F#7never had a frB7iend like Emme EmNo no no EmLife is your rB7estaurant And EmI'm your maitre B7d' C'mon Gwhisper what it Cis you want You ain't F#7never had a fB7riend like Emme
[Verse 2]
Yes sir we pCride ourselves on service You're the Emboss
The king the shah
Say wChat you wish It's yours TGrue dish How about a Amlittle more BaklavB7a
[Chorus]
HEmave some of cB7olumn A Try Emall of column B7B I'm Gin the mood to hCelp you dude You ain't F#7never had a frB7iend like Emme
[Interlude]
EmWa ah ah B7Oh my EmWa ah ah B7No no EmWa ah ah B7Na na na C B7 Em
Can your friends do Emthis Do your friends do that Do your friends pull thGis out their little B7hat Can your friends go Empoof N.C.Well looky here Can your friends go CAbracadabra Glet 'er rip And then Ammake the sucker disappB7ear
[Verse 3]
So doncha B7sit there slack jawed Embuggy eyed I'm here to B7answer all your midday prEmayers You got me B7bona fide Emcertified You got a F#7genie for your charge d'affBaires I got a B7powerful urge to Emhelp you out So what cha B7wish I really wanna kEmnow You got a B7list that's three miles lEmong no doubt Well all you gF#7otta do is rub like sBo and oh
[Chorus]
EmMister AlB7addin sir have a Emwish or two or thrB7ee I'm Gon the job you bCig nabob You ain't Gnever had a friend never had a friend You ain't C7never had a friend never had a friend You ain't F#7never had a fB7riend like Emme B7
EmWa ah ah B7 EmWa ah ah B7 You ain't nCever had aB7 friend likEme me hah