Misc Cartoons - Adhd - childhood ruined

^F#Childhood is pre^A#mcious, but if we ^Bknew the whole truth ^F#then, ^Bit would make our ^A#mmemories ^D#mdark, so ^G#mhere's your, ^C#childhood, ^F#ruined.

^F#The Little Mermaid movie poster featured ^Bdicks, not a ^F#lie. And the ^Boriginal story of the ^F#Mermaid ended When the ^G#mLittle Mermaid ^C#died. ^F#The Land Before Time was awesome, Ducky's ^Bvoice was a little girl's ^F#"quack". Her ^Breal dad murdered her ^A#min cold ^D#mblood, That's ^G#mwhy Ducky's ^C#voice did^F# not come back.

^F#Childhood ruined, ^Bchildhood ruined, the ^D#mtruth is out there, and the ^C#truth is wow. ^F#Childhood ruined, ^Bchildhood ruined, if it ^D#mwasn't ruined be^C#fore, its ruined ^F#now! ^F#"How about writers?"

^F#The author of Peter Pan kept a ^Bbook up on the ^F#shelf. He ^Bforged a will to get ^F#custody of kids then ^G#mPeter killed him^C#self. ^F#The guy who wrote James and the Giant Peach ^Breally hated the ^F#Jews, ^BAnd Lewis Carroll of ^A#mWonder^D#mland was a ^G#mpedo^C#phile ^F#too.

The ^D#mwriter of the Giving Tree was a ^Bpoetry ma^C#chine, ^D#mHis children's poems were so pornographic, They were ^Bfirst published in Playboy Maga^C#zine.

^F#Childhood ruined, ^Bchildhood ruined, ^D#msorry to sacrifice your ^C#sacred cow. ^F#Childhood ruined, ^Bchildhood ruined, if it ^D#mwasn't ruined be^C#fore, its ruined ^F#now!

^D#mE.T. wasn't always a puppet, He was ^Bplayed by a kid born ^C#with no legs. During ^D#mMilo and Otis, tons of dogs died, But ^Bsometimes you've gotta break a couple ^C#eggs.

^F#Childhood ruined, ^Bchildhood ruined, ^D#msorry to sacrifice your ^C#sacred cow. ^F#Childhood ruined, ^Bchildhood ruined, if it ^D#mwasn't ruined be^C#fore, its ruined ^F#now!

So ^D#mwhen it comes down to the truth, Some^Btimes you must just sur^C#render, The ^D#mprincipal from Ferris Bueller is a ^Bregistered sex of^C#fender...

^F#More child stars overdose, Than ^Btime in this song will al^F#low, ^BAnd so I have to ^A#mask ^D#myou: "Is your ^G#mchildhood ru^C#ined n^F#ow?" ^{C# F#}