Miranda Lambert - Way too pretty for prison

They ^Cdon't have rhinestone ball and chains Lunch ^Amtrays don't come with Chardonnay The ^Fbars there ain't got boys to buy us ^Cdrinks We'd ^Cstick out like two bottled blondes I ^Ammust admit it don't sound fun For ^Ffifteen girls to have to share one ^Csink

He ^Gcheated, he's a villain G N.C. And you know I'd help you kill him

But we're ^Cway too pretty for ^Amprison ^FHard time ain't our kind of ^Clivin' And ^CI don't want to talk about The ^Amway those jumpsuits wash us out We're ^Fway too pretty for ^Cprison

^CAntifreeze and Gatorade ^AmArsenic in his lemonade Takes ^Fjust one snip to bleed his brakes C N.C. But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't gonna do it) Yeah, ^Cwe've been watching too much TV ^AmYou ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise But ^Fif we ask 'em they'd both agree We should ^Cput him through it (Don't put him through it)

He ^Gcheated, he's a villain G N.C. So let’s hire somebody to kill him

But we're ^Cway too pretty for ^Amprison ^FHard time ain't our kind of ^Clivin' And ^CI don't want to talk about The ^Amway those jumpsuits wash us out We're ^Fway too pretty for ^Cprison

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Well, the ^Gstate won't pay for lash extensions No ^GSun Tan City, not to mention That ^Glack of waxing situation Oh, ^Gno

But we're ^Cway too pretty for ^Amprison ^FHard time ain't our kind of ^Clivin', no And ^CI don't want to talk about The ^Amway those jumpsuits wash us out We're ^Fway too pretty for ^Cprison

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