Miranda Lambert - Crazy ex-girlfriend

^N.C.(some banjo like sounds) C Dm x2 (When the beat starts)

^CIt took me 5 bars, some 30 ^Dmlicense plates ^CI saw her mustang And my eyes ^Dmfilled up with rage ^CI brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool ^CSo I walked right in barehanded She was on his ^Garm while he was playing po^Dmol ^{G Dm} Just like I used to d^Amo ^{C Am} She kissed him while I got a beer^Am She didn't think I'd show up here^G I'm a crazy ex-^Fgirlfriend^C

I ^Cwatched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk She ^Ccame across kinda cheap to me But ^Chey how's that my fault She looked at ^Fmy man like he didn't have on a stitch Somebody ^Ctell that girl To step up to that ^Gplate I wanna pitch ^Dm Little bitch ^{F C}

Well ^Amthose pretty girls can play their game But they're damn well gonna know my name^G I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend^C Hey^{G G7 G G7 C Dm G Dm G C}

^N.C.Well I started throwing things and I ^Gscared ^N.C.folks half to death^C I got up in his ^Cface and smelled whiskey on his breath I didn't give it a second ^Cthought to being thrown in jail^G Well baby ^Cto a hammer every^Dmthing looks like a nail^G And I was mad as hell^{C Dm}

Well those pretty ^Amgirls can play their game But they're damn well gonna know my name^G I'm a crazy ex-girl^Cfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girl^Dmfriend I'm a crazy ex-girl^Cfriend ^{Dm C G F C}