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[Verse]
FIt's an age-old conversation FThat is changing with the times FBut it's oh so complicated If your Cmother is like Fmine
[Bridge]
CAll that she Fwants are the F7stars and the A#moon CA son with a Fwife in a F7big living A#room
[Chorus]
All Fshe Cwants CIs another little Gmspecial arrangement CA peculiar engagement Get a trophy Fwife that's respectable To Dmavoid any spectacle DmIt's another Gmsimple solution For my Cmother's delusion Get her some Fadorable pictures done For her Dmmother in Lebanon DmAll that she GmwantsC CAll that she FwantsDm DmAll that she GmwantsC CAll that she FwantsDm DmAll that she GmwantsC CAll that she FwantsDm DmIs another Fson
[Verse]
FTo be clear I'm not a hater FAnd my wife I like her too FLet's be honest with each other FThere're some Cthings we always Fknew
[Bridge]
CAll that she Fwants are the F7stars and the A#moon CA son with a Fwife in a F7big silver A#spoon
[Chorus]
All Fshe Cwants CIs another little Gmspecial arrangement CA peculiar engagement Social Fstanding is stable But Dmno kids on the table DmJust a little Gmharmless diversion An acceptable Cperson But I know my Fheart is in peril Made a Dmdeal with the devil DmAll that she GmwantsC CAll that she FwantsDm DmAll that she GmwantsC CAll that she FwantsDm DmAll that she GmwantsC CAll that she FwantsDm DmIs another Fson
[Verse]
FOh it Gmseems I was mistaken Heaven Cknows just what I've done All these Fhateful conversations Aren't Dmhelping anFyone FMy dear Gmwife, I have to leave you There is Cnothing you can say You can Fkeep the house without me You'll be Dmbetter off this way
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DmAll that she GmwantsC CAll that she FwantsDm DmAll that she GmwantsC CAll that she FwantsDm DmIs another Fson