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[Intro] G [Verse 1]
GAnd he sings when he mops, seems to help him a lot GWhere there's uneven stairs Mr. Landlord is there Well, he B/F#mops all day, can't get away too Emlong And B/F#when he's through there's windows toEo
[Bridge]
DThen Nellie comes to Esee him DWith a straight face, she comes to Esee him And taking her Cfavorite pen from her Gpocket She writes it Fdown the things that she's Efound
[Chorus]
And he always, Csometimes gets a little Enervous 'Cause he'd like for Cher to stay for a Eday…
[Interlude] D C E (x2) G [Verse 2]
G”Would you care for a drink” G”This is business”, says she G”Tell me where are the vents for these apartments” So they B/F#go upstairs to inspect aiEmr The B/F#air is good, it's really good up Ethere
[Bridge]
DShe's glad that he cares Eso much DAbout the safety of electrical Eoutlets And taking her Cfavorite pen from her Gpocket She writes it Fdown, the things that she's Efound
[Chorus]
But she always Csometimes gets a little Enervous 'Cause she'd like to Cstay with him for a Eday…
[Outro] (x4) D C E