Microwave - Lighterless

^CIf I can get this ^Ehanger through the win^Amdow of my car^E, I’ll ^Fnever leave my ^Ehouse again for a^Amnything I swear. ^{G C}Pacing in the d^Eriveway, I’m the neme^Amsis of fu^En with s^Foggy hot dog b^Euns from spilling w^Amarm beer in my tr^Gunk.

Thro^Amwing down my jacket as I w^Ealk inside, I send a ^Fcloudy CD case flying ^Coff the side of a ^Ddresser from Ikea that I ^Ccan’t get right. (God, I ^Eswear it’s missing pieces I could ^Gchoke someone) “I g^Amuess you can come over if you’re r^Eeally dry, but ^FI’m not really trying to go ^Cout tonight.” I’ve had a ^Dreally shitty day, I’d rather ^Ctake some time to just ^Epound zinfandel by myself and ^Gunwind.

^C“Remind me of the ^Elast time that we ^Amhung out, was it s^Eick?” (I ^Fdon’t remember ^Eanything, not a g^Amlimpse of i^Gt) ^CAmnd I would rather^E re-up than^Am hear about your ^Ekids, but I ^Fhope that y’all are ^Edoing just as ^Amgreat as I^G expect you’re doing.

^Am‘P’ got me some gifts because she’s ^Esuper tight. I’m lig^Fhterless relying on the ^Cstove for a light, but I ^Ddon’t really care these are my^C favorite nights (when I can ^Esit on my ass and re^Gspond to no one). “I g^Amuess you can come over if you’re r^Eeally dry, but ^FI’m not really trying to go ^Cout tonight.” No, with my c^Dlammy fingers grabbing every ^Ccrumb that I find I could ^Esit around here for the ^Grest of my life.

^CIf I can get this ^Ehanger through the win^Amdow of my car^E, I’ll ^Fnever leave my ^Ehouse again for a^Amnything I swear. ^{G C}Pacing in the d^Eriveway, I’m the neme^Amsis of fu^En with s^Foggy hot dog b^Euns from spilling w^Amarm beer in my tr^Gunk.