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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Bm A F#m F# E [Verse 1]
I heard a Bmstory All about Eyou I heard the Bmsecrets Maybe they're Etrue
I read the Bmpapers I read the Enews I hear the Bmgossip All about Eyou
[Pre-Chorus]
They say that you're Bmreally not so prim and prude Behind it all you're rather rude And Areally go for younger men
Italian types and lots of them
F#I can't believe it Ebaby

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Maybe it's trueBm E
[Chorus]
EHoney, honey, Dhoney!Bm Do it for the Emoney
[Verse 2]
I heard the Bmstories On saturday Enight Out in the back Bmroom After one or two Elies (one or two lines)
Your name is Bmmentioned It gives me a Efright (give me a fright) Dishonorable Bmmention Puts you in a new Elight
[Pre-Chorus]
You've been going Bmdowntown slave romancing Nasty, mean and fancy dancin' With your Anose in plastic bags
People talk and tongues all wag
F#I can't believe it Ebaby I've been a fool 'causeD
[Pre-Chorus]
DScales have just fell from my eyes C You can't keep up your disguise A Tell me about your adventures in Eliving
D I won't write a word of libel F#m Swear it on a thousand Bibles A But, I admit, I have got my misEgivings

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Maybe it's true Bm E
[Chorus]
EHoney, honey, Dhoney!Bm Do it for the Emoney
[Verse 3]
I read the Bmpapers I read the Enews I scan the Bmcolumns For pictures of Eyou
You with the Bmhusband You with the Emayor You with the Bmkids
Now who are you kidding, who you kidding?
How can you Edare? [Pre-Chorus] While you are the Bmmistress of a mafia man
Who's working for the Vatican
And all your Amoney crisply ironed in off-shore banks Your friends are kind F#I can't believe it Ebaby

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Maybe it's, maybe it's true Bm E
[Chorus]
EHoney, honey, DhonBmey Do it for the Emoney Yeah, Bmyou've been a nasty girl Yeah, Eyou've been bad
You've been bad, you've been bad
You Bmbetter come over here And take your punishmentE
[Bridge]
Bad, bad, bad, bad Bm Bad, bad, bad, bad E Bad, bad, bad Bm Bad, bad, bad, bad E
[Outro]
Bm E EHoney, honey, Dhoney Do it for the Emoney EHoney, honey, Dhoney Do it for the Emoney