Michael Martin Murphey - Talking to the wrong man

^EHey daddy, I've got a ^Aproblem Last ^Bnight I took my girlfriend for a ^Eride ^B And the ^Eway she touched my h^Aand dad I ^Bgot this funny feeling deep in^Eside So I leaned over and I k^Aissed her I p^But my arms around her and ^Ethen^B Well she ^Ereached out and she ^Aslapped me She ^Bsaid, "You're just like all the other^E men"

Son you're ^C#mtalking to the ^G#mwrong man If you ^Awanna ^Eknow what ^F#mgirls are ^C#mall a^Bbout You're t^Ealking to the w^Arong man ^BStill ain't got your mama figured ^Eout

^FBy the way son, I've got a^Bb problem I ^Cwonder could you talk with me a ^Fwhile^C You see l^Fately your mama she i^Bbgnores me ^CHardly ever gives me a little s^Fmile So I was thinkin' maybe you could ^Bbshow me The w^Cay you younger fellas comb your ^Fhair^C Think I ^Fneed to change my ^Bbstyle son Could you ^Cshow me something really cool to ^Fwear?

Dad you're ^Dmtalking to the^Am wrong man If you ^Bbwanna k^Fnow what g^Gmirls are ^Dmall ^Cabout You're t^Falking to the w^Bbrong man ^CStill ain't got my girlfriend figured ^Fout

So I^F# guess we'll just go ^Bfishin' Or maybe ^Dbhead out to that old gold course to^F#day ^Db When our ^F#buddies ask us about w^Bomen I ^Dbthink I know exactly what we'll ^F#say

Boys you're ^D#mtalking to the ^Bbmwrong man If you ^Bwanna ^F#know what g^G#mirls are ^D#mall a^Dbbout You're t^F#alking to the wr^Bong man ^DbStill ain't got them women figured ^F#out ^DbStill ain't got them women figured ^F#out