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[Intro] C7 [Verse 1]
If you C7find yourself in lock-up, write a song about a jail And if you C7set your boat on fire in the middle of a gale If you F7lose your only lover, go find Bb7something sweet and F7soft And C7laugh it off, ha ha ha ha, laugh it off
[Verse 2]
If a C7joke about the police don't go over with a bang If you C7tell 'em you're a singer, they don't like the way you sing Then F7get yourself an attorney, go Bb7out, and play some F7golf And laugh it C7off, ha ha ha, laugh it off
[Chorus]
Hey, F7don't get mad when you lose at C721 Just F7roll the dice and go on G7having fun

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And get some C7Humboldt marijuana GuaranF7teed to make you G7cough And C7laugh it off, ha ha, laugh it off, son
[Instrumental] C7 F7 Bb7 F7 C7 [Verse 3]
If you C7get yourself a ticket, second one in thirty days And the C7courthouse can't find records for the ones already paid If you F7should get pneumonia with an Bb7everlasting F7cough Laugh it C7off, ha ha
[Chorus]
Hey, F7don't get mad when you lose at C721 Just F7roll the dice and go on G7having fun

N.C.

And get some C7Humboldt marijuana GuaranF7teed to make you G7cough And laugh it C7off, ha ha, laugh it off, ha ha ha
[Instrumental] C7 F7 Bb7 F7
C7 (Here comes Don} C7 (He's had some, he's had some, ha!) F7 (Ha ha ha ha ha)Bb7 F7 C7 (Well...)
[Chorus]
F7Don't get mad when you lose at C721 Just F7roll the dice and go oG7n having fun

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And get yourC7self a good attorney Take him F7out and play some G7golf And laugh it C7off, ha ha, laugh it off
[Outro]
C7 (Ha ha ha ha ha)