Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - Goodbye earl

^AMary Anne and Wanda were the ^Dbest of friends ^AAll through their high school ^Edays ^ABoth members of the ^D4H club Both ^Aactive in the ^EFF^AA ^AAfter graduation ^DMary Anne went lookin' ^AFor a bright new ^Eworld ^AWanda looked all ^Daround this town And ^Aall she ^Efound was ^AEarl

Well it ^Awasn't two weeks after ^Dshe got married that ^AWanda started gettin' a^Ebused She put on ^Adark glasses and ^Dlong sleeved blouses And ^Amake up to ^Ecover a ^Abruise Well she ^Afinally got the nerve to ^Dfile for divorce She ^Alet the law take it from ^Ethere But ^AEarl walked right through that res^Dtraining order And ^Aput her in in^Etensive ^Acare

Right ^F#maway Mary Anne flew ^Ein from Atlanta On a ^Dred eye midnight ^Aflight She ^F#mheld Wanda's hand as they ^Eworked out a plan And it ^Ddidn't take 'em long to de^Ecide

That Earl had to ^Adie ^{D A} Good^Ebye ^DEarl You're feelin' ^Aweak ^D why don’t you ^Alay down and ^Esleep ^DEarl ^A

The ^Acops came by to ^Dbring Earl in They ^Asearched the house high and ^Elow Then they ^Atipped their hats and said ^Dthank you ladies If you ^Ahear from him ^Elet us ^Aknow Well the ^Aweeks went by and ^Dspring turned to summer And ^Asummer faded into ^Efall And it ^Aturns out he was a ^Dmissing person That ^Anobody ^Emissed at ^Aall

So the ^F#mgirls bought some land and a ^Eroadside stand Out on ^DHighway 10^A9 They sell ^F#mTennessee ham and ^Estrawberry jam And they ^Ddon't lose any sleep at ^Enight

Cause Earl had to ^Adie ^{D A} Good^Ebye ^DEarl We need a ^Abreak. ^D Let's go ^Aout to the ^Elake ^DEarl We'll pack a ^Alunch. ^D Stuff you ^Ainto the ^Etrunk ^DEarl Well is that all ^Aright. ^D Good let's ^Ago for a ^Eride ^DEarl. Hey!^A