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[Spoken Intro] E A B I swear to fucking god Chris, I'll turn this fucking car around! Shut the fuck up! [Verse 1]
I don't get Eparties or getting AhighB I just get Elow most of the AtimeB And I'll Ebe there for you baby but I've Agot to have some Broom And you Egotta keep your eyes on the Anew guys in the Broom And the Eway they dance is crazy, I have Anever seen this sBhit And the Estrobe light's way too hot so let's just Aget this over Bwith She says, "Your Elips tasted like they did Away back in BJuly EHeadaches and overdose, I Ahope that we never Bdie" EOctober's always here, ANovember Bnever leaves EDecember disappears, she Asays to Bme...
[Pre-Chorus]
"Well, I Edance really fast, so you've Agotta dance real Bfast And my Efriends are all passed out in the Aback of my friend's Bvan" And she's Egot this sense of humor that goes Aover her Bforehead ELindsey, let me kiss your Aforehead
[Chorus] (E powerchord is an octave higher here)
And I Aknow that you think Bthat I don't care Eabout all the C#friends I left beAhind A The ones who Bstay up late at Enight screaming out their C#shattered minds AI know that you Bthink that I don't Ecare about the C#friends I left beAhind A The ones who Bstay up late at Enight screaming out their C#shattered minds, hey!
[Interlude] E A B [Bridge]
And she's on Etop of me, and it is Ahot, hot, Bhot! She says, "ECome on sweetheart, Atake 'em Boff" So I will Etake 'em off, and then we Atake 'em Boff And then her Edad walks in—oh shit, her dN.C.ad walks in
[Pre-Chorus]
She says to Edance really fast, "'Cause I Alike to dance real Bfast And my Efriends are all passed out in the Aback of my friend's Bvan" And she's Egot this sense of humor that goes Aover her Bforehead ELindsey, let me kiss your Aforehead
[Chorus]
And I Aknow that you think Bthat I don't care Eabout all the C#friends I left beAhind A The ones who Bstay up late at Enight screaming out their C#shattered minds AI know that you Bthink that I don't Ecare about the C#friends I left beAhind A The ones who Bstay up late at Enight screaming out their C#shattered minds
[Outro]
It's always a Ahead game with you BNick You never had a Eshot at any of C#this So just Asmash a guitar, smash your Bdreams Grow up Enow is just what I C#mean It's always a Ahead game with you BNick You never had a Eshot at any of C#this So just Asmash a guitar, smash your Bdreams Grow up Enow is just what I C#mean, oh Grow up Anow is just what I Bmean Grow up Enow is just what I C#mean Grow up Anow is just what I Bmean Grow up Enow is just what I C#mean