Matt Pless - My idea of heaven

I^Cf I were a god, I'd make a lot of milkshakes P^Four them down on people, w^Gatch them all go crazy I^Cf I were a god, I'd fry a lot of bacon P^Fut it in the milkshakes, ^Gmy idea of h^Ceaven B^Facon in a milkshake, ^Gmy idea of h^Ceaven

I^Cf I were a genius, I could make you love me B^Fut I'm not a genius ca^Guse nobody loves me I^Cf I were a genius, I could write equations ^FI could pass the math test ^Gbut I'd never so^Clve them ^FI could pass the math test b^Gut I'd never sol^Cve them

I^Cf I crack a bottle, I could swallow vodka W^Falking into brick walls, ac^Gting like my father I^Cf I crack a bottle, I could swim in whiskey ^FI'd forget my lover cause s^Ghe doesn't miss ^Cme ^FI'd forget my lover cause s^Ghe doesn't miss ^Cme

I^Cf I were a record, I'd be getting dizzy S^Fpinning 'round in circles, s^Gticking needles in me I^Cf I were a record, I'd be wearing vinyl ^FDressing like a rockstar, g^Going out of s^Ctyle ^FDressing like a rockstar, g^Going out of s^Ctyle

I^Cf I were a cellphone, I'd call in a bomb threat A^Flmost got arrested b^Gut I shot the sheriff I^Cf I were a cellphone, we could learn our lesson ^FI will leave a voicemail ^Gif you leave a m^Cessage ^FI will leave a voicemail ^Gif you leave a m^Cessage

I^Cf I were a god, I'd fry a lot of bacon P^Fut it in the milkshakes, ^Gmy idea of heaven I^Cf I were a god, I'd find it quite perplexing ^FBalancing the bacon, t^Grying to please the v^Cegans ^FBringing home the bacon b^Gut I love the ve^Cgans