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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] G#m B F# (x3) [Verse 1] (F#) G#m B F# You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store
You're the highest G#mquality Bhardwood dF#oor You're the final G#mwartime pBiece of bF#read You once told me that you G#mhate the sBhaven head
[Chorus]
IF# want you so And GoG#md must be the gBreatest cF#omedian I know To G#mput you so far aF#way He G#mput you so fBar away F#
G#m B F# [Verse 2] (F#) G#m B F# There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere
There are juvenG#miles with the Bblondest F#hair There are cronies with their jG#mobs and tBies and F#cash There are people like mG#me - the Bwhitest trash
[Chorus]
IF# want you so And GoG#md must be the gBreatest cF#omedian I know To G#mput you so far aF#way He G#mput you so fBar away F#
[Bridge]
I C#have heard That Jesus was a Bvery handsome gF#irl IC#f she were I'd bet she'd look Bsomething like you F#now I C#have heard That some people Bthink the Earth is fF#lat But C#if it were How come I don't Bsee you aF#nywhere How come I don't Bsee you any-
[Chorus]
IF# want you so And GoG#md must be the gBreatest cF#omedian I know To G#mput you so far aF#way He G#mput you so fBar away F#
IF# want you so And GoG#md must be the gBreatest cF#omedian I know To G#mput you so far aF#way He G#mput you so fBar away F#