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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Prelude]

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“She was the prom queen, he was a quarterback of the football team

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and it all looked so promising, we never thought anything 'ud happen like this

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and then, all of a sudden, twenty five years of love and devotion, down the drain.”
[Intro]
HuDmmm we all heard her hollering, for a country mAile, Cheatin' sDure shows a complete lack of stGyle, Well she, tDook out three parking meters, and a pedestrian's pAurse, The dCay she quit the Baptist choir and threw that FGord into revDerse.
[Verse 1]
LDock up your husbands, lock up your sons, LDock up your whiskey cabinets, and girls lock up your guns, LDock up the beauty shop, there's no tellin' if they've heard the news, D N.C. D N.C. D N.C. D Call the boys downtown and Neiman Marcus, tell 'em lock up them high heeled shoes,
[Chorus]
When BmGod fearin' wGomen get the blDues, There ain't Gno slap dabb a tellin' what they're gonna Ado, Run around yellin', DI got a Mustang, Git'll do 80, Ayou don't have to Dbe my baby, DI’ve stirred my last Gbatch of gravy, Ayou don't have to be my . . . . . . . . . . Bay hay Dbee.
[Verse 2]
CDall all the Deacons, call the Ladies aid, CDall all the altos, sopranos, tenors, call every bass, WDell, call all the Pentecostals, and bring that anointing oil too, D N.C. D N.C. D N.C. D Well, call the Preacher, he's the only could reach her and there ain't no time to lose.
[Chorus]
When BmGod fearin' wGomen get the blDues, There ain't Gno slap dabb a tellin' what they're gonna Ado, Run around yellin', DI got a Mustang, Git'll do 80, Ayou don't have to Dbe my baby, DI’ve stirred my last Gbatch of gravy, Ayou don't have to be my . . . . . . . . . . Bay hay Dbee.
[Interlude] D G A A D G A A [Bridge]
Bm

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She's on all our prayer lists, Bm

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She's on all our hearts, G

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As for the Easter Cantata, A

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We don't know who'll sing her part. D D D D 'Let's go girl'. [Chorus] When BmGod fearin' wGomen get the blDues, There ain't Gno slap dabb a tellin' what they're gonna Ado, Run around yellin', DI got a Mustang, Git'll do 80, Ayou don't have to Dbe my baby, DI’ve stirred my last Gbatch of gravy, Ayou don't have to be my . . . . . . . . . . Bay hay Dbee.
[Outro] D