Martin Mull - The fruit song

Well I ^Aain't your average trucker they go their way I go my way I'm the kind of guy who picks up any fruit out on the ^Ehighway I see an apple in a tree or little ^Aberries growin' free And I say ^Dyes-sir-^Aree there's a ^Eperfect snack for ^Ame

Just chew 'em ^Dup get in the cab take off and ^Atoot One eye out for highway danger the ^Eother out for ^Afruit

Now ^Aother truckers stop at diners wolfin' down their pork and beans Not me I stop at road side stands and score some tange^Erines I eat every kind of fruit except the ^Aprune Cause it's a ^Dheavy load I'm ^Acarryin' and I ^Ewon't be stoppin' ^Asoon

Just chew 'em ^Dup get in the cab take off and ^Atoot One eye out for highway danger the ^Eother out for ^Afruit

I got ^F#mone hand on the throttle and ^Fthe other my banana And I'm ^Apeelin' down the highway I'm headin' home to see my Anna She's the ^F#mapple of my eye and I ^Fknow she's waitin' there With her ^Alips like little cherries she's a peach and what a ^Epair

But if my ^Acab is full of garbage and there's fruit stains on my shirt Sure beats the pants off takin' them little white pills to stay ^Ealert And if you ^Edrink and drive you lose ^Aso I'll stick with figs and cherries Hard ^Ddrivin' boys and ^Abooze ain't near as ^Egood as boys n' ^Aberries

Just chew 'em ^Dup get in the cab take off and ^Atoot One eye out for highway danger the ^Eother out for ^Afruit

One eye out for highway danger the ^Eother out for ^Dfruuuuuuuuit ^A