Martin Mull - Pig in a blanket

The ^Gconcert ended early we ran out of songs we knew As the ^Cboys went to the ^Dcar well me I ^Gambled for the ^Cbar I found ^Gsixteen ^DMexicans and ^Gyou

And I just ^Cdrank enough til she looked good to ^Gme And by the ^Dmornin' I was sorry that I ^Gdrank it Wakin' ^Cup where I did not intend to ^Gbe Between the ^Dsheets with a pig in a ^Gblanket

^GI woke up the followin' mornin' folks with such a poundin' in my head Oh the ^Croom was such a ^Dmess strewn with ^Gpieces of her ^Cdress So I ^Ggrabbed that trusty ole' ^Dsix-pack by my ^Gbed

And I just ^Cdrank enough til she looked good to ^Gme (tell the truth children) And by the ^Dafternoon I was well aware that I had ^Gdrank it Wakin' ^Cup where I did not intend to ^Gbe Cheek to ^Dcheek with a pig in a ^Gblanket

My friends said ^CRoy you'd be much better off To ^Gjust go home and ^E7yank it But ^A7no here I am man and wife With a ^D7pig in a ^Gblanket