Martin Mull - Normal

^CWhy'd we have to ^Fmbe so hip? ^CWhy'd we have to ^Fmtake that trip? Honey ^CYou look dumb in ^Emdungarees, and frankly, ^Dmso do I ^CSo go put on your ^Emnicest dress ^FmAnd I'll put on my ^Emtie here's ^Dmwhy

I'm ^Ctired of rock n' rollin' Let's get ^Fmarried honey let's go ^Cbowlin' ^CThrow away our pot and acid Spend a ^Dweek in that Lake ^GPlacid It's too ^Chard to live in this town if you're ^Fstrange What's say ^Cyou and I get ^Gnormal for a ^Cchange

What's say ^Cyou and I get ^C7normal It don't ^Fhave to be that ^Cformal We'll just sit and watch TV like others ^Gdo We'll eat ^Fmeat and mashed potatoes Cut our ^Chair so folks won't ^Fhate us Life is ^Cnuts enough just ^Glivin' here with ^Cyou

Let's see ^Cwho can be most boring You do the ^Fdishes honey, I'll start ^Csnoring ^CWe'll get a mower do some mowin' Spend all ^Dmornin' gettin' it ^Ggoin' We'll show ^Ceveryone in town we're not de^Franged What's say ^Cyou and I get ^Gnormal for a ^Cchange

What's say ^Cyou and I get ^C7normal It don't ^Fhave to be that ^Cformal We'll just sit and watch TV like others ^Gdo We'll eat ^Fmeat and mashed potatoes Cut our ^Chair so folks won't ^Fhate us Life is ^Cnuts enough just ^Glivin' here with ^Cyou

^GIt's gonna change us honey sexually From now ^Fon, we'll ^Gjust be once-a-^Cweek'rs ^GIt's gonna change us darlin', ^B7even music^Amally We'll get our ^Drecords through the mail Get a ^Gset of lousy speakers

So ^Cif you'll beg my pardon I'm goin' ^Fout and start a ^Cgarden ^CIt'll just be small potatoes Just some ^Dlettuce and ^Gtomatoes And if ^Ceither one comes up we'll join the ^Fgrange What's say ^Cyou and I get ^Gnormal for a ^Cchange

What's say ^Cyou and I get ^C7normal It don't ^Fhave to be that ^Cformal We'll just sit and watch TV like others ^Gdo We'll eat ^Fmeat and mashed potatoes Cut our ^Chair so folks won't ^Fhate us Life is ^Cnuts enough just ^Glivin' here with ^Cyou

It's true ^Glivin' here with you and Bobby ^CMcGoo^{G C}