Martin Mull - Jesus is easy

I tried ^Gyoga I couldn't ^Cdo it I tried ^Gmacrobiotics couldn't ^Dchew it I blew it And ^GScientology it ^Cmade a fool of me Now I'm ^Gback to thinkin' things that I ^Dthought when I was three

^GJesus is easy Just get ^Cdown on your knees He's gonna ^Glisten to your every ^Dprayer ^GJesus is easy Just get ^Cdown on your knees He's every^Gwhere Jesus ^DChrist He's every^Gwhere

^GI tried women oh how I ^Ctried 'em I took ^Glittle boys in leather suits ^Doutside and had 'em tied I ^Gtried a poodle a collie ^CKookla Fran & Ollie But ^GMary in the manger's got me ^Dsatisfied

^GJesus is easy Just get ^Cdown on your knees He's gonna ^Glisten to your every ^Dprayer ^GJesus is easy Just get ^Cdown on your knees He's every^Gwhere Jesus ^DChrist He's every^Gwhere

^GI tried reefer couldn't ^Croll it I tried ^Gacid and mescaline I ^Dcould not control it I did ^Gcoke I couldn't afford my ^Csoul was feeling bored Now I'm ^Ghigh as a kite I'm up in ^Dheaven with the Lord

^GJesus is easy Just get ^Cdown on your knees He's gonna ^Glisten to your every ^Dprayer ^GJesus is easy Just get ^Cdown on your knees He's every^Gwhere Jesus ^DChrist He's every^Gwhere

I said He's got ^Cchurches every^Gwhere