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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] e|7-------7-------------------------------------| B|7-------7---9---7-----------------------------| G|8-------8---9---8---8-----------9---8---6-----| D|------------9---9---9-----------9---9---8---9-| A|------------7---------------9---7---9---9---9-| E|7---7-----------7-------7-------------------7-| [Verse 1]
brew the Bcoffee in a bucket, B7double straight man and banEjo if you don't got the Bsnake oil, buster, Eyou don't got a F#7show who puts the Bdoh-re-me in our pockets keeps the party going Eon? it's the man who sells the Bpotions, i'm just F#7one who plays the Bsongs
now they F#generally buys the F#7bigger size, they Busually rub it in i Edrank it once, it Btasted, like Egrease and paraffin F#7 it's Bmostly alcohol, okay you can't deny it's Estrong we was going through the Bmotions, ‘til the F#doctor came aBlong
[Chorus]
Bthere stands the Ebmbottle, Eladies and Bgentlemen Eall these Bbottles, Edon't have to tell F#7you, friends Bthese days miracles, don't come Ebmfalling from the Esky raise your glasses to the Bdoctor, to a B7stand F#7up gBuy
[Verse 2]
when the Bmonkeyshine is flying and he's B7promising the Ecure he says the french for your Blovesick blues, Ela maladie d'amF#7our he gets the Bchumps all laughing but he gets a few to Ebuy here's to beefsteak when you're Bhungry, and F#7whiskey when you're Bdry
now the F#band'll blow their F#7moolah,like Bsailors gone aB7shore now Ewe're going to west Bhelena, to gEamble, drink and F#7whore let's Byou and me, all make whoopee, B7here's mud in your Eeye here's to all the gals you Bever want, and F#heaven when you Bdie
[Chorus]
Bthere stands the Ebmbottle, Eladies and Bgentlemen Eall these Bbottles, Edon't have to tell F#7you, friends Bthese days miracles, don't come Ebmfalling from the Esky raise your glasses to the Bdoctor, to a B7stand F#7up gBuy
[Verse 3]
there's a Bbig cheese with a cigar, B7been sizing up the Eshow he wants to get the Bdoctor, pitching Eon the F#7radio i will Bmake a switch to guitar, but the B7rules all still Eapply they want to trust someBbody, yeah, they F#7want a stand up Bguy
[Chorus]
Bthere stands the Ebmbottle, Eladies and Bgentlemen Eall these Bbottles, Edon't have to tell F#7you, friends Bthese days miracles, don't come Ebmfalling from the Esky raise your glasses to the Bdoctor, to a B7stand F#7up gBuy to a B7stand F#7up gBuy