Mark Knopfler - Secondary waltz

The ^Gschool Christmas party is ^Ccom^Ging We ain't doing rugby no mo^Cre MacIntyre's tea^Dching us wa^Gltz^Eming ^Gout on the ^C/Ggymnasium ^Gfloor ^{C/G G}out on the ^C/Ggymnasium ^Gfloor ^GMacIntyre's out of the ^Carm^Gy You'll be slippered if you get it ^Cwrong And MacIntyre's ^D/F#din booms ^Gloud in the ^Emgym and we've ^Gonly got our ^C/Glittle shorts ^Gon ^C/G We've ^Gonly got our l^C/Gittle shorts ^Gon

And it's ^C/Gone, two, three, two, two - we're all^G a disgrace MacIntyre's tore us a^Cpart And we danced with ourselves when we'd all^G found a ^Cspace ^Gwaltzing with ^C/Gfear in our ^Ghearts ^{C/G G}waltzing with ^C/Gfear in our ^Ghearts

Comes the ^Gday of the final man^Coeu^Gvres All of our heads are awhirl ^C It's getting much ^Dcloser to ^GD-d^Emay ^GThis time we're going to ^C/Gdo it with ^Ggirls^{C/G G}This time we're going to ^C/Gdo it with ^Ggirls In the a^Grena the ladies were ^Cwait^Ging a 12 year-old partner to ^Cguide Some matches were f^D/F#ixed the ^Grest of us ^Emmixed and a ^Gfat girl got ^C/Gleft at the ^Gside^C/G A ^Gfat girl got ^C/Gleft at the ^Gside

And it's ^C/Gone, two, three, two, two - we're all^G a disgrace MacIntyre's tore us a^Cpart And we danced with ourselves when we'd all^G found a ^Cspace ^Gwaltzing with ^C/Gfear in our ^Ghearts ^{C/G G}waltzing with ^C/Gfear in our ^Ghearts

When you co^Cme to my fights and I'm un^Gder the lights and you see that my footwork is ^Cfalse don't count me out at the s^Gtart of the bout^C I'm just ^Gdoing the ^C/GSecondary ^GWaltz^{C/G G}doing the ^C/GSecondary ^GWaltz