Mark Chesnutt - Neither did i

^DBoys, did you know a woman likes to take long walks Wants you hangin’ on every word ^Awhile she talks ‘Bout ^Afeelings and flowers and meanin’s of things And how I’m flunkin’ all the quizzes in ^Dher magazines Seems that ^Ddrinkin’ here every Friday night Is an immature monumental ^Awaste of time Did you ^Aknow she’s finally had enough of me And ^Aall of y’all are the reason why Neither did ^DI

It’s all news to ^Gme I didn’t have a ^Dclue Hey, pass me that ^Gbeer help me think this ^Athrough

^DBoys, did you know if she kicks you out She can clean out your savings with a ^Aclick of the mouse Did you ^Aknow there’s a room in the back of this bar With a ^Acouch where you can crash for the night Neither did ^DI

^DBoys, did you know a ceramic vase Can bounce off a wall and not ^Aeven break And one of ^Athem plug it in kitchen knives Can saw four fishin’ rods in the ^Dblink of an eye And ^Dthree short seconds in a microwave Make damn sure your Haggard ^ACD never plays Did you ^Aknow when a woman takes the stand in a dress Cut to ^Athere man, justice ain’t blind Neither did ^DI

It’s all news to ^Gme I didn’t have a ^Dclue Hey, pass me that ^Gbeer help me think this ^Athrough

^DBoys, did you know if she kicks you out She can clean out your savings with a ^Aclick of the mouse Did you ^Aknow there’s a room in the back of this bar With a ^Acouch where you can crash for the night Neither did ^DI

Did you ^Aknow there’s a room in the back of this bar With a ^Acouch where you can crash for the night When it’s ^Aquiet current runnin’ through neon gets to hummin’ Like a ^Ahonky-tonk lullaby Neither did ^DI