Marina and the Diamonds - Supermodels legs

This mo^Crning it occurred to me I m^Fmight not look quite like a natural bl^Conde And I ^Ebcan't help but feel c^Conned The p^Cicture on the package Showed a ^Fmmodel with no baggage Promi^Ebsing wild sex and mar^Dbriage With a bi^Cg colour chart wand

This ^Cmorning it occurred to me I ne^Fmver will quite have A superm^Codel's legs (never in a million years!) Unless I ^Ebcut each^Db one in h^Calf Be^Ccome half an octopus The t^Fmwo become synonymous With co^Ebcaine, glamo^Dbur Riches, be^Cauty, and crack

I^Fm took a trip to the National G^Gallery ^Cmfor S^Fomething more refreshing in what Ru^Gbens saw

My superm^Codel's legs Think they were p^Fmlucked from a Ruben-esque w^Corld (Oh oh, ^Fmoh oh) My superm^Codel's legs Look pretty c^Fmrap on a five-foot-four ^Cgirl (^EbOh ^Dboh ^Cohh)

W^Comen, men, and in-betweens Why do^Fmn't you just stop dieting? Go ^Ebbake! Eat cake! Go cheer! Drink beer! Wor^Crying is boring

If pe^Cople said "eat loads of cake" You ^Fmwouldn't want much anyway And t^Ebhen you would s^Dbtuff your face And l^Cook like King Henry the Eighth Pr^Cesent we're told off every day For li^Fmving our lives the wrong damn way "Su^Cck my left one"'s what I say If ^EbI want six coff^Dbees a ^Cday

W^Comen, men, and in-betweens Why do^Fmn't you just stop dieting? Go ^Ebbake! Eat cake! Go cheer! Drink beer! Wor^Crying is boring me

Oh I get m^Fmore turned on by big cupcakes than^G her^Cmoin N^Fot 'rock and roll' and much more 'M^Gary Poppins'

Oh super^Cmodel's legs They never h^Fmeld up much weight in my wo^Crld (Oh oh, ^Fmoh oh) Oh super^Cmodel's legs 'Cause women sh^Fmould be women, Girls should be all^Cowed to be girls (O^Ebh oh^Db, oh^C oh)