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Hey guys! This is something I figured out last night with the uke I got for Christmas! (I don't play uke. At all. But the chords are accurate [in the recording, Marina says there's only 3 chords in the song] so play along!) Strumming pattern: DDDUDU the entire way though. ----------------------------- Marina and The Diamonds / Porn Is Good For The Soul --------------------------- [Verse 1]
F I'd rather goAm home F And watch pornography aAmlone F I've got a big collection Am A really huge selection F And if I'm really desperAmate I'll call my ex Fup And have sex on the Amphone F It beats orgasming aAmlone
[Chorus]
CPorn is good for the Fsoul AmBut it doesn't leave you feeling very whole C Unless you own a good Fdildo Am But then I bet you think I'm a FwhAmoreF Am
[Verse 2]
F Sex is a Amdrug F So throw me aAm bone F It's so innAmocent F That's why I always goAm home alone F 'Cause I'm feeling aAmshamed F That I think like a Amboy Oh, Fwomen are meant to act Amcoy F That's why we buy all these Amtoys
[Chorus]
CPorn is good for the Fsoul AmBut it doesn't leave you feeling very whole C Unless you own a good Fdildo Am But then I bet you think I'm a FwhAmore... I Fdon't care (I don't Amcare...)
There you go! Very simple, very funny. Maybe you can send a video to Marina, like she asked, all those years ago :)