Madness - Uncle sam

^EHere they come again Hop ^Ascotching up to my ^Edoor ^EOne by one again Knockety knock ^Aknocking upon my ^Efloor

^ESwinging on my gate They gain ^Aentry by the yard ^{E E}Pulling at my hair they scream Paint your ^Athoughts upon my ca^Erd

^BBut not tonight I've got ^Estudies to examine ^{B E B}Tomorrow I'll be ^Ewatching all the Queen's ^Bmen^{E B}A talent contest on ^EMonday with my Uncle ^BSam ^BWho now takes up all my time he gives me things to do ^B'cause he's a wonderful man

^EBut I'm sailing across the sea To ^Asee my Uncle Sam ^{E E}I'm sailing across the sea To ^Abe with my Uncle ^ESam To ^Abe with my Uncle ^ESam

^ESilly little sniggers from the women liberators But I'll ^Astand and hold my post^{E E}Polished buttons and erect I'll raise the flag I'll show those ^Awomen who's the most^E

^BBut not tonight I've got ^Estudies to examine ^{B B}Tomorrow I'll be ^Ewatching all the Queen's ^Bmen ^BA talent contest on ^EMonday with my Uncle ^BSam ^BWho now takes up all my time he gives me things to do ^B'cause he's a wonderful man

But I'm ^Esailing across the sea To ^Asee my Uncle Sam ^{E E}I'm sailing across the sea To ^Abe with my Uncle ^CSam^{F C F C E}Sailing across the sea To ^Asee my Uncle Sam ^{E E}I'm sailing across the sea To ^Abe with my Uncle ^ESam ^EI'm sailing across the sea To ^Abe with my Uncle ^ESam ^EI'm sailing across the sea To ^Abe with my Uncle ^ESam