Madness - Mr apples

^Bbm A devout and well-re^C#spected man ^Ebm Woe betide you if you ^Fmwander from God's plan ^Bbm Square shouldered, ^C#straight as a die ^Ebm The righteous truth, he never ^Fmtell you no lies

^F#m But when that old sun ^Fmgo down He's ^F#mheading off up the ^Fmwrong side of town ^F#m Eyes sparkle in the ^Ared light glow ^Bbm Trouser pockets he's ^Abready to go

^EbmOoooo-^C#ooooo^B-oooh Calm down, Mr. Apples ^{D Ebm} You're gonna d^Bbmo yourself ^Bin Tell us ^C#where you've been

^Bbm Head of the table at the ^C#Rotary club ^EbmNever unsure of which ^Fmshoulders he should rub ^Bbm Scout leader, a ^C#pillar of the Church ^EbmCapital Punishment, he ^Fmwants to bring back the birch

N.C.

(of course, he does)

^F#m Cause when that old ^Fmsun go down ^F#mHeading off under the wrong ^Fmside of town ^F#mEyes sparkle in the ^Amred light glow ^BbmTrouser pockets he's ^Abmready to go

^EbmOoooo-^C#ooooo-^Boooh Calm down, Mr. Apples ^{D Ebm} You're gonna do,^C# you're gonna do yourself ^Bin Oh tell us ^C#where you've been, and ^EbmOoooo-^C#ooooo-^Boooh Calm down, Mr. Apples ^{D Ebm} You're gonna ^Bbmwear yourself ^Bout And what's it ^C#all about

^F#Eyes sparkle in the ^Amred light glow ^BbmTrouser pockets he's ^Abmready to go

^EbmOoooo-^C#ooooo-^Boooh Calm down, Mr. Apples ^{D Ebm} You're gonna do,^C# you're gonna do yourself ^Bin Oh tell us ^C#where you've been, and ^EbmOoooo-^C#ooooo-^Boooh Calm down, Mr. Apples ^{D Ebm} You're gonna wear yourself ^Bout And what's it ^C#all about ^EbmOoooo-^C#ooooo-^Boooh What's it ^C#all about ^EbmOoooo-^C#ooooo-^Boooh What's it ^Ball about

You're gonna wear your^Dself Ebm C# B Out --------- ^C# You're gonna ^Dwear yourself ^Ebmout