Madness - In the middle of the night

^GNice man g^Ameorge news^Bmagent on the ^Amcorner ^GNot very ^Amrich but ^Bmnever any ^Ampoorer ^CJaunty old ^Dmgeorge a ^Emhappy sixty-^Dmthree ^CNot very ^Dmtall but ^Emhealthier ^Dmthan me. ^GHe whistles timeless t^Amunes as he ^Bmsaunters ^Amdown the street ^GSprings in his ^Amlegs and ^Bmelastic in his^Am feet.

^AmBut in the middle of the ^Enight ^AmHe steals through your ^Egarden ^BmGives your h^F#osiery a fright And ^Bmdoesn't say ^F#pardon. As ^Amsoft as a ^Ebreeze With an ^Amarm full of ^Eunderwear On his ^Bmhands and ^F#knees Dreams ^Bmabout the ^F#knicker scare.

^GHello there ^Amgeorge new^Bmsagent on the ^Amcorner ^GHow's the ^Amold caryes^Bm the climate'^Ams getting warmer ^CChatty old ^Dmgeorge a^Ems you get yo^Dmur morning paper ^CRead about ^Dmthe knicker ^Emthiefunderwear^Dm taker. ^GBids you '^Amgood day'a^Bms you wander ^Amout the door ^GNever clos^Ames early a^Bmlways cleans ^Amthe floor.

^AmBut when darkness hits th^Ee town And there's^Am washing on your ^Eline Get y^Bmour knickers do^F#wn Before^Bm the dreaded^F# sign. When the cl^Amock strikes e^Eight And you're ^Amsnuggled up in ^Ebed He'll be ^Bmat the garden ^F#gate Filling ^Bmunderwear with ^F#dread.

^GNice man ^Amgeorge new^Bmsagent on the ^Amcorner ^GHe was close^Amd today m^Bmaybe gone to m^Amow the lawn ^CI had to go further d^Dmown the road to ^Emget me curre^Dmnt bun ^CHello - isn^Dm't that george o^Emn page o^Dmne ? ^GNo it couldn'^Amt be but y^Bmes it is ^{Am G}Difficult to^Am see from ^Bmthese photofit^Ams.

^AmBut they are after ^Ehim Of ^Amthat you can be ^Esure They've c^Bmalled him on the ^F#phone They've^Bm knocked on his d^F#oor. A-but ^Amhe's gone a^Eway Gone to ^Amstay with some ma^Etes ^BmHe got the papers^F# early And ^Bmsaw his own ^F#face.