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[Intro] Bb D G C F [Verse 1]
BbI woke up, threw some sweat pants on Then ID fed my cat and then I walked to the mini mart G And I really want a donutC, shouldn't get a donut Bought a doFnut, fuck it man it's really hardBb Supposed to be on a diet,D I wanna be like Ryan GHe lost thirty pounds on that paleo CBut fuck it man I lFove fried shit BbI was gonna get skinny for the summer DI was gonna start doing my crunches GBut looking down at my stomach I'mma go to the bCeach, but I'm not takingF my shirt off in public BbMy girl shaped like a bottle of Coke DMe? I'm shaped like a bottle of nope GI'd like to order a hot dog, some bon bons A lCarge soda, and sFome tacos to go
[Interlude]
BbI never knew what a carbohydrateD was GTurns out that it's all the snCacks IF love Bb
[Verse 2]
BbI wanna be like Hugh Jackman,D you know jacked man With a really huge package GI wanna be the 2015 Batman CAnd send Ben AffleckF packing BbIf you ain't gonna treat JenniferD Garner right You don't deserve to have that GYou better pass that to the homie Matt Damon CHe'd eat the bootyF like Pac Man
[Hook]
BbYou know I feel good about this place DYou know I feel good about this steak GYou know I feel good about this shake CYou know I feel good about Fthese plates BbYou know I feel good about this crepes DYou know I feel good about this cake GYou know I just love how it tastes CI'm not gonna wait, I'm not Ftripping about my weight, no
[Verse 3] Happy New Years
DEverybody got a resolutionG But the next day,C we forgetF about it, never do 'em BbI went to the gym and got a membeDrship Five Gminutes on the treadmill and I Cnever liftF BbThat was four years ago I should probably cancelD this But they Gtell me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a bitch? C F BbBut tomorrow though, I'mma get fit DGet me a fuel band and a fit-bit GGet me some workout shoes, and a bench press Some CLulu Lemons and Fa french press BbI'mma finally focus do some private yoga DExercise my shoulders, I'mma hide the donuts GRealign my posture, no time for sofas I'm Cfinally sober, Fno lime Coronas BbBut again, that's tomorrow DAnd today, man, I gotta go in cause Git's my last day Before I lose that weight, I gotta get Cone last Fplate and go big BbI ate all night, Kool-Aid on ice DI woke up and I felt like shit GAnd I said, "You know what, man, fuck it NC I should probably start on Monday instead" Motherfucker let's eat
[Hook]
BbYou know I feel good about this place DYou know I feel good about this steak GYou know I feel good about this shake CYou know I feel good about Fthese plates BbYou know I feel good about this crepes DYou know I feel good about this cake GYou know I just love how it tastes CI'm not gonna wait, I'm not Ftripping about my weight, no