Mac Davis - Why dont we all just get stoned

You c^Dan't even look at the TV these days, Without getting scared half to de^Aath. The ey^Aewitness news leaves you used and abused, And I find myself gasping for br^Death. There's st^Drikes and inflation, And s^Dtrife between nations, The world's in a hell of a me^Gss. No ma^Gtter who's hurting, There's o^Dne thing for certain, The w^Ahole world will blame the U^DS.

^AOooooohhh W^Dhy don't we all just get stoned, Get dr^Gunk and sing beer-drinking so^Dngs. Between Bre^Gzhnev and Begin, Kho^Dmeini and Reagan, We m^Aight as well all just get sto^Gned. ^D

The Ru^Dssians don't like us, and we don't like them. The Israelis hate the Ar^Aabs. Ir^Aan and Iraq are on each other's back, And El Salvador's still up for gr^Dabs. I w^Dish they'd take Idi Amin and Khomeini And Khadafi and all of the r^Gest, Tie 'em ^Gall up to a chair, And make 'em s^Dtare at Yasser Arafat, ‘Til he ug^Alies the whole bunch to de^Dath.

^AOooooohhh W^Dhy don't we all just get stoned, Get dr^Gunk and sing beer-drinking so^Dngs. Between Bre^Gzhnev and Begin, Kho^Dmeini and Reagan, We m^Aight as well all just get sto^Gned. ^D

^EWhat about cleaning up our own backyard?

There's m^Eass unemployment, and crime in the streets, Inflation gets worse every^Bday, If the co^Bmmies don't take us, Reagonomics wll break us We ain't got a chance either ^Eway But Ame^Ericans are rumored to have a good sense of humor We can laugh when we're put to the t^Aest And if we a^All stick together, ain't a st^Eorm we can't weather We'll r^Bbide this one out like the r^Eest

^BOooooohhhhhh W^Ehy don't we all just get stoned, Get d^Arunk and sing beer-drinking so^Engs. Between Br^Aezhnev and Begin, Kho^Emeini and Reagan, We m^Bight as well all just get st^Eoned.

^AOhhh ohhh ohhh st^Eoned